best bumper stickers you've seen (neighbor, southern, driver, people)

[marmac]

actually it was the 3 bumper stickers I saw on an old beater driving through Kentucky

"Get us out of the UN"----------"John Birch Society"------"Ron Paul for President"



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[ElizaTeal]

I saw a license plate cover that read, " If you think I'm a b*tch, you should meet my sister."

[marmac]

zonababe-------the letter you left out could be an "i" or could be a "u"

[Junkman08]

My favorite is "hows my driving dial 1-800 eat ****"

[Magnum Mike]

Wife and Dog missing - Reward for finding Dog

Here's a good one I saw on the way to the office this morning:

Visualize Using Your Turn Signal
And the funniest part was, the guy who was driving the car made a left turn without using his turn signal!

[Nims]

Too many freaks, not enough circuses!

[golfgod]

One of my favorites;

Visualize whirled peas.

My sister in law's favorite;

A hard man is good to find

One from my old Air Force days;

Peace is our profession (this was the motto of Strategic Air Command)
War is just a hobby

golfgod

[Nims]

how about 'Welcome to Florida! Now go home'

[BUMPERFUN]

This pretty much sums up the 2008 election so far.

[url=http://www.cafepress.com/screwed2008]We're All Screwed in 2008![/url]

[lolagranola]

These are so funny!

Horn broken, watch for middle finger

Dad, did you post that??

Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot

BUCK FUSH

Stop drop & roll doesn't work in hell

and my sister has on her car: If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot 'em?