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Old 05-05-2012, 06:40 AM
 
Location: Hermoso y tranquilo Panamá
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Morning y’all Hope your Saturday’s off to a great start!
Today’s sizzling DJK came from our friend motormaker. Thanks buddy
. . . . . Didja Know?
A Swedish woman who placed her ex-boyfriend's p in a piping-hot hair straightener and squeezed
was found “not guilty” of assault, by a Swedish court.

Evidently, the victim was getting drunk with his ex and another woman in an apartment. His ex was on
the couch straightening her hair with a hot iron when suddenly the man asked to have his p "straightened".


After hounding her to "do it, do it, do it," she eventually grew tired of the guy continually grabbing his p
and waving it around in the air so she decided to give the man's member a scorching squeeze.


The court found that since the man had asked the woman to do it in the first place she could hardly be culpable.




Squeezing penis with hot iron 'not assault': court - The Local
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Old 05-05-2012, 07:32 AM
 
Location: Orlando, Florida
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Wonder what his plans are for his flat crispy wiener?
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Old 05-05-2012, 07:54 AM
 
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Wonder what his plans are for his flat crispy wiener?
Burrito wrap??
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Old 05-05-2012, 09:04 AM
 
Location: Neither here nor there
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"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire......."
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Old 05-05-2012, 09:36 AM
 
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"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire......."

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Old 05-05-2012, 09:57 AM
 
Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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OUCH!... Is that what they call a "Hot Date" in Sweden?

That'll definitely get him.. Straightened out!
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Old 05-05-2012, 10:21 AM
 
Location: Chicago area
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"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire......."
I wonder what his next New Years resolution in going to be?
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Old 05-05-2012, 11:00 AM
 
Location: The Wild Wild West
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That was flat out disrespectful and hard to handle...
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Old 05-05-2012, 05:16 PM
 
Location: Hermoso y tranquilo Panamá
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"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire......."

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Old 05-05-2012, 06:01 PM
 
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Oh the many uses of the hair straightener, a truly multi-purpose instrument.

Another example of a "thinking" drunk.
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