Funniest song titles/lyrics/etc

[saucywench]

#100-Why didn't the image show up??? I hate when that happens.

[skinem]

Once the Guiness Book of World Records holder for longest song title...(I still have the 1967 published version of this)

I'm a Cranky Old Yank in My Clanky Old Tank in the Streets of Yokohama With My Honolulu Mama Doing the Beat-o, Beat-o Flat of My Seat-o Hirohito Blues

But that's been disputed as a joke and the claimed real title of the song in I'm a Cranky Old Yank in My Clanky Old Tank
details for I'm A Cranky Old Yank In A Clanky Old Tank - Bing Crosby

[1greatcity]

Pink Floyd had a song called "Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict."

Aphrodite's Child had a track on their "666" album titled simply "∞".

More recently, the band Korn has a popular song titled "A.D.I.D.A.S."
(Which means "All day I dream about sex.")

[le roi]

i like this intro. the song is called "Panties in your purse"

I saw you standing
in the hallway
Red plastic cup and one of them big long cigarettes

You asked me if I could play you some Dylan
I said "Dylan who?" and you told me to kiss your ass

[soupson1]

Country Music has a lot of funny songs.
"I got in at Two With a Ten and Woke Up at Ten With a Two"
"My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend"
I'm the Only Hell(My Mama Ever Raised)
"Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth(Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye)
"Mama Get a Hammer(There's a Fly on Papa's Head)

YouTube - Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

[soupson1]

YouTube - Rubber Biscuit by The Chips

[RockChalk528808]

YouTube - Psychostick - ABCDEath

[Whyte Byrd]

#1 reason for a case for pro-punctuation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHGV3...eature=related

[DeroCubFan]

I wear my sunglasses at night - corey hart

[saucywench]

Well you can jump off a roof
Pretend you can fly
Maybe you'll bounce
Maybe you'll die
Maybe you'll schplat
And flap until that




YouTube - Waffle Stomp


Joe Walsh - Waffle Stomp Lyrics (http://www.poplyrics.net/waiguo/soundtrack/fasttimesatridgemonthigh/009.htm - broken link)