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Everyone knows that the third time's a charm, and September is about to come to a close. After the Palin curveball and the roll-of-the-dice decision to pseudo-suspend his campaign, what antics do you think John McCain will use during the debate?
Please, everyone use your creativity!
I think it should go down like this:
John McCain lets everyone know that he is in Washington, hammering out the details of the bailout singlehandedly. After Barack Obama begins his town hall meeting in Mississippi, a lone caribou appears on stage. Sarah Palin zip-lines from the balcony, and in a single swipe she slays and guts the beast, revealing the Republican nominee inside.
Cindy McCain uses a plagiarized recipe to prepare caribou burgers for the attendees.
McCain's national polling numbers rise 3 points overnight.
Here's how I think it will go. McCain will show up after Obama has started taking questions and stand around smiling , look like he's answering questions, and then after 29 seconds usher all the debate viewers out of the hall so he can continue the debate with Obama.
Obama walks in, thinking he is alone and McCain is not coming. He holds his hand to his ear while the crowd shouts his name. Meanwhile, McCain is sneaking up behind him with a folding chair! McCain then hits him with the chair, then climbs on the podium and bodyslams him while chanting "USA! USA! USA!" Honorary flag pins are given to all.
A steel cage match is scheduled for the second debate.
obama walks in, thinking he is alone and mccain is not coming. He holds his hand to his ear while the crowd shouts his name. Meanwhile, mccain is sneaking up behind him with a folding chair! Mccain then hits him with the chair, then climbs on the podium and bodyslams him while chanting "usa! Usa! Usa!" honorary flag pins are given to all.
rotfl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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