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Old 03-15-2008, 09:19 AM
 
Location: An absurd world.
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*imposing scary music*

Not...the HAPPY HUT?! Noooo...
No, not the happy hut. You will be studying "The Bridge to Total Freedom", Dianetics, and both the ARC and KRC. Much more as well. By the time your sentence is up, you will know Scientology inside and out.


And during your time serving your sentence, you will ACCEPT SCIENTOLOGY AS YOUR RELIGION.
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Old 03-15-2008, 09:21 AM
 
Location: Ostend,Belgium....
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Hmm ya wanna bet Haaziq? Watch we don't take a bite out of your arm! then we'll have a completely new religion
Do we get Tom Cruise???
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Old 03-15-2008, 09:27 AM
 
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Hmm ya wanna bet Haaziq? Watch we don't take a bite out of your arm! then we'll have a completely new religion
Do we get Tom Cruise???
If you bite my arm, you will get worse punishment. I'm taking it easy on you. You guys don't want the ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT. I'm sure you guys read the Gezuzizmaydup text. The one describing the ultimate punishment. It's not pretty.


And no, you don't get Tom Cruise unless he buys your "services".
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Old 03-15-2008, 09:30 AM
 
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If you bite my arm, you will get worse punishment. I'm taking it easy on you. You guys don't want the ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT. I'm sure you guys read the Gezuzizmaydup text. The one describing the ultimate punishment. It's not pretty.


And no, you don't get Tom Cruise unless he buys your "services".
Tom Cruise is a wackadoo. He doesn't have enough money to buy me.
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Old 03-15-2008, 09:33 AM
 
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Tom Cruise is a wackadoo. He doesn't have enough money to buy me.
We all know that, but since you are punished and you will study Scientologist, you will worship Tom Cruise. Refusal to will be considered blasphemy and you will get punished more.
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Old 03-15-2008, 09:39 AM
 
Location: Ostend,Belgium....
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You know what??? Bite me!!!

and can you say Gezuzizmaydup ten times fast?
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Old 03-15-2008, 09:43 AM
 
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You know what??? Bite me!!!
Gladly..

*Takes Maggiez's whole left ear off with his teeth alone.*



I'm selling this on ebay to those Goth Vampirism people.


Belgian ear for sale. Bids start at a human soul
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Old 03-15-2008, 09:44 AM
 
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You know what??? Bite me!!!

and can you say Gezuzizmaydup ten times fast?
Fast: Gezuzizmaydup

Slow: Jesus is made up.
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Old 03-15-2008, 09:44 AM
 
Location: Ostend,Belgium....
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LOL good one!!! ya can't beat a good ear, especially not a Belgian one on ebay
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Old 03-15-2008, 09:51 AM
 
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LOL good one!!! ya can't beat a good ear, especially not a Belgian one on ebay
Yep.

According to chapter 3, verse 2 in our Holy Book, Mozlimzersexzisdts, the ear is one of the most important things of the human body.
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