FLASH: Conversion of well-known atheist, who forms new church as "penance"!

[whoppers]

I'm sorry - I've already sworn allegiance to J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, Rifleman. Though technically, the X-ist beings never arrived with their Pleasure Craft from the skies, AND you have a bigger gun - so maybe its' time for a conversion.....

[TRANSPONDER]

Oh my giddy aunt! Where did you find that? Let's have that as a fresco or tryptich in the Church of St.Rife, leadslinger.

[LargeKingCat]

I recognize the Church of the Subgenius Cartoon

One of my prized possessions is a book autographed by Ivan Stang, who currently holds a close second to Buddha should I decide to get "religioned" !

[rifleman]

Originally Posted by AREQUIPA

Oh my giddy aunt! Where did you find that? Let's have that as a fresco or tryptich in the Church of St.Rife, leadslinger.

Got that one right, you Satanic Villan, you!! Right now I'm tryin' to convert it to a poster-sized revivalist bumper sticker (though the followers-along, all squinty-eyed, would have to be in Supermarine Spit-type (a Mk 21, clipped wingtip verison, with, of course, contra-rotatin'...oh well, most of you Xtians wouldn't get any of that stuff anyhow, huh AREQUIPA...) close-quarters fightin' distance to be able to read the fine print. Hey: that's their loss, neh?

And so... a "Specially Good Stuff Award" to whoopers for this one. Yup: a tryptich along the upper stage of my local S. Baptist Church would get some attention this next Sunday, esp. when they should be attending MY new church!

Indeed! The insult. Here: I'll get 'em!

http://www.abpic.co.uk/images/images/1000263M.jpg

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.45869...34745&pid=15.1

and so on...

(Yah find True Religion when you seez-one-theez fly on by your miserable fascist wingtip!)

My Gawd! No wonder we won the war. Now if we could just bring the Christians along with us, eh?)