Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread) (anxiety, therapy, girlfriend)

[imagineAA]

Really mad because the hairdresser gave me the haircut I requested, and now it looks like crap.

[puginabug]

Originally Posted by Jowel

I'm panicking because I don't know kind of mouthwash am I supposed to buy when there are dozens of choices?

Have you tried buying blades for your razor lately?? Eeegad.

[Woodrow LI]

Y'all stop your complaining. That is all minor stuff. Have you seen the price jump in caviar over the past year? Now that is a real concern.

[gouligann]

I SO dislike it when I can't find an interesting thread on CD to reply to, and no I'm not implying this one Scrolling through a lot of garbage threads gets on my nerves.

[Zymer]

Originally Posted by CapnTrips

I heard that many of the customer reviews on Amazon are fake!
How, then, will I know what inkjet printer to buy?

They are, and so are a lot of the products- cheap Chinese counterfeits and they refuse to do a darn thing about it.

[NYC refugee]

I can't find a good dentist for my cat.

[Zymer]

I can't decide whether to drink my 12 year-old Elijah Craig or my 9 year-old Knob Creek Single Barrel Reserve bourbon.

My oversize 3-car garage is so full of other stuff, that out of six vehicles, only the two motorcycles can fit inside...well, and the riding mower, but I only use that to go to the liquor store when I'm too drunk to drive a truck or a bike.

I had to replace almost everything of my pool filter system, including the pump, jeez, one thing breaking after another.

The damn beavers have flooded about three acres of my land, and the Dept. of Wildlife says I can't use dynamite on them...I wonder if C-4 is OK?

I have a stack of DVRs and other recorders and receivers that is taller than my big flat-panel TV, and so many freaking remotes that it takes me ten minutes to figure out which one will change the channel (and don't even get me started on trying to get all the recordings programmed).

My fridge and freezer are so full of crap that I can't figure out what to cook...I guess I'll just finish off this box of donuts and a can of peanuts.

Four coffee makers and twelve different kinds of coffee...this is too hard, I need someone to go to Dunkin Donuts for me...

[inderocker]

All the wine glasses are dirty so I'm forced to drink my wine from a whiskey glass.

[Zymer]

Oh, one more- I have 103 tabs of C-D threads open in my browser, and it's slowing everything down so much that the porn won't load quick enough...

[hellpaso]

I just had to reschedule my eyelash extensions because the yard guy is coming to redo some of the landscaping & I'll have to let him in since I'm not giving him the gate code. At least the guard at the entry can let him into the subdivision.