Maine Deer hunting update (Lee: insurance, neighborhood, club)

[Maineah]

Originally Posted by RANGER.101ST

i wish i could shoot another deer or 10

You can....just don't get caught!

[RANGER.101ST]

Originally Posted by Maineah

You can....just don't get caught!

it's not like the good ol days they take your stuff now and throw you in jail.

[AlisonL]

Originally Posted by RANGER.101ST

it's not like the good ol days they take your stuff now and throw you in jail.

But you get 3 meals a day and a warm room.

[RANGER.101ST]

Originally Posted by AlisonL

But you get 3 meals a day and a warm room.

no thanks im good, one a year is fine.

[Maineah]

Originally Posted by RANGER.101ST

no thanks im good, one a year is fine.

Take up Bow hunting you can shoot a half a dozen of them around here!

[Submariner]

Originally Posted by AlisonL

My brother got his deer today.....a 10 point buck.

A 10-point buck thats pretty good!

Did you see that turdy point buck?

I was out back and thats when i seen it there, the turdy point buck

well he was eight foot tall,
weighed twelve thousand pounds,
with every step there was a shakin' on the ground,
he was so rutiful so beautiful,
strutted right out of my dreams,
he was created by God just for outdoor magazines,
now i'm not much for thinkin,
no i don't do it often,
but i had an idea,
to put that turdy pointer in his coffin,

i couldn't get to my grenades,
the howitzer was in the shop,
my stomache was tied into a monkey knot,
ya my only hope was betty lou,
she was da one,
a combination AK-57 uzzie radar lasar triple barrel double scoped heat-seakin shotgun

[Maineah]

Song Lyrics:
Second Week Of Deer Camp
Da Yoopers

ITS THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP
I GOT A SWOLLEN HEAD
I'M LYING WITH THE DUST BALLS
UNDERNEATH MY BED

AN ICY BREEZE IS BLOWING IN
THROUGH THE TONGUE AND GROOVE
MY PANTS ARE FROZEN TO THE FLOOR
AND I'M TOO SICK TO MOVE

I DIDN'T DRINK TOO MANY
ONLY THIRTY CANS OF BEER
IT MUST HAVE BEEN THAT LAST SHOT
THAT PUT ME UNDER HERE

CHORUS:
IT'S THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP
AND ALL THE GUYS ARE HERE
WE DRINK PLAY CARDS AND SHOOT THE BULL
BUT NEVER SHOOT NO DEER
THE ONLY TIME WE LEAVE THE CAMP
IS WHEN WE GO FOR BEER
THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP
IS THE GREATEST TIME OF YEAR

I REMEMBER PLAYING POKER
THAT WEASEL MUSTA WON
HE'S WEARING MY NEW SWAMPERS
AND SLEEPING WITH MY GUN

HE'S SNORING LIKE A CHAIN SAW
THE CAMP SMELLS LIKE A DUMP
SOMEONE'S DIRTY UNDERWEAR
IS HANGING ON THE PUMP

MUKKUS IN THE WOOD BOX
EENERS PASSED OUT ON THE STOVE
HIS FLANNEL SHIRT IS SMOKING
I WONDER IF HE KNOWS

CHORUS

VITOS CRAWLING THROUGH THE DOOR
I THINK HE GOT FROSTBITE
HE PASSED OUT IN THE OUTHOUSE
AND HE'S BEEN THERE SINCE LAST NIGHT

THEN GOOFUS STUMBLES THROUGH THE DOOR
HE SAYS HE GOT A BUCK
HE WAS COMING FROM THE WAYSIDE
AND HE KILLED IT WITH HIS TRUCK

THEN MUUSTI CRACKS A BEER AND SAYS
ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE
GOOFUS GOT THE FIRST BUCK
SINCE 1968

CHORUS

[countyboy]

Just wondering where you are from in Maine that allows you to miss at that yardage.........I assume a field?

[RANGER.101ST]

Originally Posted by countyboy

Just wondering where you are from in Maine that allows you to miss at that yardage.........I assume a field?

my field is 250 or so i think Maineah's field must be close to 200

[Maineah]

Originally Posted by countyboy

Just wondering where you are from in Maine that allows you to miss at that yardage.........I assume a field?

Freeport... We have large fields around our house . Deer often travel these fields. My rifle was sighted in at 100 yards. I shot under the deer's front leg and found the bullet in a tree.