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Old 11-05-2013, 02:37 PM
 
Location: The Mitten.
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The husband and me, that is.
We'll be receiving our packets and cards toward the end of this month.

Total cost for health and dental coverage?
$152.23 (or $76.12 from each of us.)

Thanks, rich people! Hahahahahahaaa!
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Old 11-05-2013, 02:40 PM
 
Location: it depends
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You are welcome. Now have a lot of babies and raise them up to pay a lot of social security taxes for us.
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Old 11-05-2013, 02:45 PM
 
Location: home state of Myrtle Beach!
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The husband and me, that is.
We'll be receiving our packets and cards toward the end of this month.

Total cost for health and dental coverage?
$152.23 (or $76.12 from each of us.)

Thanks, rich people! Hahahahahahaaa!
Would you mind sharing your age for comparison purposes? Which state is this in?

I don't have any info yet...the system won't let me get that far in the process yet.
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Old 11-05-2013, 02:52 PM
 
Location: The Mitten.
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We're in Michigan. I'm 59, husband-fella is 63. No kids.
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Old 11-05-2013, 02:52 PM
 
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The husband and me, that is.
We'll be receiving our packets and cards toward the end of this month.

Total cost for health and dental coverage?
$152.23 (or $76.12 from each of us.)

Thanks, rich people! Hahahahahahaaa!
Not bad. But you left out some of the details:
  • Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month
  • Use of antibiotics deemed an "unauthorized experimental procedure"
  • Head wound victim in the waiting room is on the last chapter of "War and Peace"
  • Exam room has a tip jar
  • You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the instrument tray just before the anesthesia kicked in.
  • Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle
  • Chief Surgeon graduated from University of Benihana
  • Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park"
  • Doctor listens to your heart through a paper towel tube.
  • Recycled bandages.
  • You can get your flu shot as soon as "The hypodermic needle is dry.
  • The tongue depressor tastes faintly of Fudgsicles.
  • "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.
  • The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
  • You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
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Old 11-05-2013, 02:54 PM
 
Location: The Mitten.
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Nice use of bullet points! I like a well-organized post.
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Old 11-05-2013, 04:44 PM
 
Location: home state of Myrtle Beach!
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We're in Michigan. I'm 59, husband-fella is 63. No kids.
Interesting! Thanks! I hope when I finally get to it that my premium will be that low.
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Old 11-05-2013, 05:35 PM
 
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Popsicle stick and duct tape ROFL!!!!
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Old 11-05-2013, 06:39 PM
 
Location: state of confusion
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Thats too funny!
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Old 11-05-2013, 06:53 PM
 
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LOL

Elderly are signing up in droves for the big subsidies. The younger folk who will support your subsidy

Not so much


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