11-05-2013, 02:37 PM
Location: The Mitten.
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The husband and me, that is.
We'll be receiving our packets and cards toward the end of this month.
Total cost for health and dental coverage?
$152.23 (or $76.12 from each of us.)
Thanks, rich people! Hahahahahahaaa!
11-05-2013, 02:40 PM
Location: it depends
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You are welcome. Now have a lot of babies and raise them up to pay a lot of social security taxes for us.
11-05-2013, 02:45 PM
Location: home state of Myrtle Beach!
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Originally Posted by
Zenstyle
The husband and me, that is.
We'll be receiving our packets and cards toward the end of this month.
Total cost for health and dental coverage?
$152.23 (or $76.12 from each of us.)
Thanks, rich people! Hahahahahahaaa!
Would you mind sharing your age for comparison purposes? Which state is this in?
I don't have any info yet...the system won't let me get that far in the process yet.
11-05-2013, 02:52 PM
Location: The Mitten.
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We're in Michigan. I'm 59, husband-fella is 63. No kids.
11-05-2013, 02:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Zenstyle
The husband and me, that is.
We'll be receiving our packets and cards toward the end of this month.
Total cost for health and dental coverage?
$152.23 (or $76.12 from each of us.)
Thanks, rich people! Hahahahahahaaa!
Not bad. But you left out some of the details:
Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month
Use of antibiotics deemed an "unauthorized experimental procedure"
Head wound victim in the waiting room is on the last chapter of "War and Peace"
Exam room has a tip jar
You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the instrument tray just before the anesthesia kicked in.
Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle
Chief Surgeon graduated from University of Benihana
Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park"
Doctor listens to your heart through a paper towel tube.
Recycled bandages.
You can get your flu shot as soon as "The hypodermic needle is dry.
The tongue depressor tastes faintly of Fudgsicles.
"The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.
The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
11-05-2013, 02:54 PM
Location: The Mitten.
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Nice use of bullet points! I like a well-organized post.
11-05-2013, 04:44 PM
Location: home state of Myrtle Beach!
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Zenstyle
We're in Michigan. I'm 59, husband-fella is 63. No kids.
Interesting! Thanks! I hope when I finally get to it that my premium will be that low.
11-05-2013, 05:35 PM
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Popsicle stick and duct tape ROFL!!!!
11-05-2013, 06:39 PM
Location: state of confusion
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Thats too funny!
11-05-2013, 06:53 PM
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LOL
Elderly are signing up in droves for the big subsidies. The younger folk who will support your subsidy
Not so much
Quote:
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Zenstyle
We're in Michigan. I'm 59, husband-fella is 63. No kids.
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