Gettin lost in the woods, camping for 2 weeks (Lake Louise: living in, cabin)

[warptman]

Originally Posted by lone traveler

well if i were to move my jump to about 100 miles north of the original drop point would i end up in the thick woods i so hope for

me and me mates plan on being miles from anything...i mean we want to be so isolated no one could ever find us and if we wanted we could build our own city

me and me mates are thriving for absolute wilderness, we want to kill a grizzly, catch a fresh salmon and build a legit cabin in these two weeks those are some of the goals

money isnt an issue since im a entrapanuer from NYC i just want to live life and see the fresh air

Drops to the floor "laffing."

[Nephler]

I think I need some waders, "it's" starting to flow over my boots.

[Grannysroost]

I believe is not entrapanuer - but full of manure from NYC, and you and your mates escaped from some facility unknown to us, or you have some really good drugs, especially when not afraid of those crazy penguins with big fangs, sheesh

[akck]

Originally Posted by lone traveler

well if i were to move my jump to about 100 miles north of the original drop point would i end up in the thick woods i so hope for

me and me mates plan on being miles from anything...i mean we want to be so isolated no one could ever find us and if we wanted we could build our own city

me and me mates are thriving for absolute wilderness, we want to kill a grizzly, catch a fresh salmon and build a legit cabin in these two weeks those are some of the goals

money isnt an issue since im a entrapanuer from NYC i just want to live life and see the fresh air

OMG!!!

Chances went from none to you might as well shoot yourself now to end the suffering of your relatives!

[Bruce 01]

Originally Posted by lone traveler

well if i were to move my jump to about 100 miles north of the original drop point would i end up in the thick woods i so hope for

me and me mates plan on being miles from anything...i mean we want to be so isolated no one could ever find us and if we wanted we could build our own city

me and me mates are thriving for absolute wilderness, we want to kill a grizzly, catch a fresh salmon and build a legit cabin in these two weeks those are some of the goals

money isnt an issue since im a entrapanuer from NYC i just want to live life and see the fresh air

What do I know, but maybe you ought to practice all this stuff first in your county park or something.

Assuming you're going to parachute chainsaws and gasoline in, how much of a cabin do you expect to build in 2 weeks? How are you going to get the logs to the cabin site? Then in 2 weeks you're going to abandon it and go back to NYC?

[fnord]

Is the OP "Need_Affordable_Home" with a new name? Smells a titbit trollish in here.

[Glitch]

Originally Posted by lone traveler

well if i were to move my jump to about 100 miles north of the original drop point would i end up in the thick woods i so hope for

me and me mates plan on being miles from anything...i mean we want to be so isolated no one could ever find us and if we wanted we could build our own city

me and me mates are thriving for absolute wilderness, we want to kill a grizzly, catch a fresh salmon and build a legit cabin in these two weeks those are some of the goals

money isnt an issue since im a entrapanuer from NYC i just want to live life and see the fresh air

Did you see those yellow lines on your map? They are called "highways." That may be what you city critters call "wilderness", but if you can hike to the nearest highway in a day you aren't in the wilderness. You won't be building any "legit" cabins in that area, you won't be catching any salmon, and the grizzlies are more likely to kill and eat you and your mates.

Stay in NYC, you will live longer.

[Nephler]

Map reading 101.
Grade: F

[Wanderer818]

well if i were to move my jump to about 100 miles north of the original drop point would i end up in the thick woods i so hope for

me and me mates plan on being miles from anything...i mean we want to be so isolated no one could ever find us and if we wanted we could build our own city

me and me mates are thriving for absolute wilderness, we want to kill a grizzly, catch a fresh salmon and build a legit cabin in these two weeks those are some of the goals

money isnt an issue since im a entrapanuer from NYC i just want to live life and see the fresh air

I think he's trapped too much manure. I'm reading between the lines as per my usual and I have to say this, just have to.

#1. Please stay in Noo Yooork. It's yer only chance for surviving.
#2. Leave yer product alone, drugs make ya stoooped.
#3. Contrary to Pop belief, money can't fix yer problem.
#4. Get to know the 6 P's. If I need to tell ya what they are, yer lost.
#5. Give me yer name, an insurance policy on you would pay quickly.

Then again, do this as quick as you can, the gene pool would do much better without you and yer mates on the planet.

[warptman]

This by far is the best post in ages. Keep posting Lone!!!