This review should be sung to the tune of the 1983 song, "You Take Some Lentils & You Take Some Rice" by "The Eurythmics":
...in Baltimore we were running, and running,
trying to stay away from the cops, hot, tired, jonesing.
And we come, we come to this Pulaski Hwy motel, and we walk in the lobby. A foreign man comes to the window. We ask, "Do you have a double room for me?"
(See he takes your bit of money & he gives you a door card that sometimes works if you run it through the slot a bunch of times but sometimes doesn't.)
And the man says "Look, you must give more money. No English, no English, but I have double room. Please, more money."
(It's just very very irritating.)
"You know more money I give room that way."
And finally we put enough bills and change on the counter and he sits behind the window and gives us a card.
(See, the little card lets us into the motel and into the room and into the hallway where we can smell the weed, somebody is smoking and somebody will sell us some but walking up all those stairs it's - it's just very very agonizing!)
And finally we buy some weed and we sit in our room after afro-engineering the A/C and we smoke & we lay on the beds...
to cool down...
Dedicated to the Executive with much love! (And yeah - we did ninja that pizza right off the roof of our car. Sorry.)
Would you recommend Executive Inn to others? Yes