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Old 10-18-2017, 07:29 AM
 
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Originally Posted by winterbird View Post
"Discussions are not available for living people."
The radio commercials for the Boll and Branch company used to state that their bed sheets "are used by three living ex-presidents". I suppose that this was a more positive endorsement than if their products were used by several deceased ex-presidents.

To the company's credit, after I contacted them regarding the wording of their commercial, they did alter it, and they now state that their products "are used by three ex-presidents".

 
Old 10-18-2017, 02:50 PM
 
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An eye witness to a crime told a TV reporter that the perpetrator, "ran away--on foot".
If he had stated that the perp ran away on his hands, that information would probably have been much more helpful to the police.
 
Old 10-18-2017, 03:53 PM
 
Location: New Jersey
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It's the lefts outrage, they have ZERO, NOTA, and NOTING....

gee, I guess I could stir up a little outrage over someone spelling 'nada' incorrectly!

(I'm NOTING it!)
 
Old 10-18-2017, 08:28 PM
 
Location: Raleigh
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Hypocracy in NFL Flag Etiquette
This is the title of a thread with complaints about how stupid the protesters are. Sigh. . .
 
Old 10-18-2017, 11:43 PM
 
Location: Old Mother Idaho
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Makes you wonder why spell check was invented, doesn't it?
 
Old 10-19-2017, 08:31 AM
 
Location: Raleigh
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[quote]I parked my car at our police department after a blizzard in an SUV[/quote]
How do you get a blizzard IN an SUV?
 
Old 10-19-2017, 08:38 AM
 
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Originally Posted by Crashj007 View Post
[quote]I parked my car at our police department after a blizzard in an SUV
How do you get a blizzard IN an SUV?[/quote]

They went to Dairy Queen!
 
Old 10-19-2017, 09:19 AM
 
Location: New Mexico
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Default Or an Etch-a-Sketch

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crashj007 View Post
[quote]I parked my car at our police department after a blizzard in an SUV
How do you get a blizzard IN an SUV?[/quote]

Well, if it's like a snow globe ...

& +rep for you!
 
Old 10-19-2017, 11:36 AM
 
Location: Cochise County, AZ
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This is from a novel published in 1905 but it brought a laugh so I thought I would share

Quote:
Butcher. In 1803 Paul Hahn and Martin Luther Loud Slagor killed a beef weekly until 1806, and peddled the meat around the town.
Oh my!
 
Old 10-19-2017, 02:33 PM
 
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Especially in today's drama in vogue era, men have so many options if a women appears unstable.

I have had dozens of male roommates over the years and honestly many guys are just programmed to be with different women depending on what they want in a women at that particular time.
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