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Old 09-06-2017, 04:43 PM
 
Location: Portland, Oregon
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My wife encountered a product in a supermarket yesterday whose label said it was "Gluten Diary Free".

 
Old 09-06-2017, 04:59 PM
 
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From Quora:

Before he could answer I turned on the wippers, lights, and beeped the horn in time with the music.
 
Old 09-06-2017, 05:48 PM
 
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Will i be gay if I has sex with a sexy Transexual for once?
 
Old 09-06-2017, 07:02 PM
 
Location: New Jersey
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More worrying, there's 2 nuclear plants in South Florida who's in Irma's path.

 
Old 09-06-2017, 09:37 PM
 
Location: Georgia, USA
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I know people like this. When they're not eating deserts, they're chewing on candy. I don't understand it.
 
Old 09-07-2017, 02:39 PM
 
Location: New Jersey
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I just want beautiful spaces surrounding me and it has to be done on the cheep so I do it all myself.
 
Old 09-07-2017, 02:51 PM
 
Location: New Mexico
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Default Foghorn Leghorn, anybody?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fox Terrier View Post
I just want beautiful spaces surrounding me and it has to be done on the cheep so I do it all myself.
Mayhap an aviary?
 
Old 09-07-2017, 03:19 PM
 
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Originally Posted by CarolinaMoon1 View Post
I turned on the wippers...
Back in 1967, my Sister-in-Law (to my brother's dismay) bought a brand-new Datsun SPL-311.
The car looked nice but it was a total disaster in terms of both reliability and durability.
And, the Owner's Manual was mostly written in Pidgin English.
While I can't recall most of the...gems... contained in that manual, I do recall the one regarding the windshield wipers.

Are you ready?
This is what Datsun/Nissan considered to be mainstream English text:
You windscreen wippers have two kind speed.

Trust me...there was nothing about that disastrous car that was "kind".
 
Old 09-07-2017, 03:25 PM
 
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Have you ever been pulled over by the police in your car?

Why would the cops be driving my car?
 
Old 09-07-2017, 04:01 PM
 
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Default The Case of The Existential Parking Garage...




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