Weirdest experiences with coworkers

[Kibbiekat]

I worked with a guy who peed his pants in his seat. He always smelled like urine. He also feel asleep at his desk on a regular basis.

[Diane de Poitiers]

I had one co-worker who would spend the last 15 minutes of her lunch or dinner break in the bathroom brushing her teeth, and she would be muttering to herself while doing so. (Not distinct enough that you could understand what she was saying, but loud enough that you could hear her)

[maus]

I have worked with people who would pee on themselves or had extremely bad hygiene. Awful if you are near them for any length of time.

[Bonnie Jean McGee]

The Management who was so hammered she was puking in the ladies BASINS at 7pm at a formal work function that begun at 7.30 and hauled out by Security yelling, I just Need Another Drink (not a word ever uttered about this in the workplace afterward)


The Management who was so hammered he had a public pash with his colleague in the car park in broad daylight, right outside the GM window


The woman who was permanently drunk, from the minute she turned up in the morning to knock off, vodka all day - sent to (paid) rehab by Management, which only seemed to INCREASE her vodka consumption


The guy whose wife smashed her plate over his head at a Work Function screeching what an A-hat he was


The weird stalky guy who bought an Obvious Hooker to a Formal Work Function who proceeded to get Hammered, grab the mic off the band, and karaoke even though there wasn't karaoke; showing her fake butt pantyhose through a Transparent Dress the entire time; another one who was unglamorously hauled out by Security, also yelling and throwing punches besides (CLASSY)


Oh I could go on, and on...


The Title of The Craziest Ever still goes to Mrs Michael Jackson, who grieved openly and for the next 5 years, with her Christmas Tableau, then Easter Tableu, etc etc. Not a word about Michael could be uttered Lest it Offend.