Humor Jokes that make you laugh, CLEAN PLEASE!! (paid, bill, office)

[Steve Bagu]

There are many humorous jokes out there. Lets have a little laugh for a change. #1 A woman dials the phone operater for the time of day because her clock stopped. OPERATER says "our clock stopped also and we are waiting for the FACTORY to blow the 12 O'CLOCK WHISTLE." #2 A docter is at a afterdinner party when a woman approaches and says, Dr Smith, I have this pain in my chest, what could it be? DR says, hard to say without a physical examination but tell you what, I'll write this prescription for you and if it does not help then make an appointment with my nurse next week. After thinking a little bit, he missed out on a appointment fee he walks over to a LAWYER friend. Say BILL, I just gave this women a prescripton without being paid for a office visit. What should I do? BILL says, send her a bill and I guarantee you will be paid. 3 days later the Dr receives a bill in the mail stateing "FOR LEGAL SERVICES RENDERED $50.00" Steve