Comedy, Wal-Mart Greeter. (profit, work, paid, office)

[JD59]

A new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart just couldn't seem to get to work on
time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker,
real sharp, so the boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it.

Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I
have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your
being late so often is quite bothersome."

"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd
though, your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Air Force.
What did they say if you came in late there?"

'They said, "Good morning, General."

[SashaBlue]

LOL! BTW, someone told me that the greeters aren't paid. It's volunteer work. Is that true?

[Fnix]

Originally Posted by SashaBlue

LOL! BTW, someone told me that the greeters aren't paid. It's volunteer work. Is that true?

My mom did it and started at $9.90 per hour. She is front store manager now after 6 months. She only makes $10 now but gets bonuses on profit and theft.

[Crew Chief]

Originally Posted by Fnix

She only makes $10 now but gets bonuses on profit and theft.

She gets a bonus if she steals???

[Fnix]

Originally Posted by Crew Chief

She gets a bonus if she steals???

if the store gets alot of thefts she gets no bonus

[The716]

Originally Posted by SashaBlue

LOL! BTW, someone told me that the greeters aren't paid. It's volunteer work. Is that true?

Not true. They get paid like everyone else.

[The716]

Originally Posted by Fnix

if the store gets alot of thefts she gets no bonus

Again, not true. Bonuses are based on profit, sales, and "backroom". It depends solely on what the actual projected plan is for that particular store.

[Fnix]

Originally Posted by Town&Country

Again, not true. Bonuses are based on profit, sales, and "backroom". It depends solely on what the actual projected plan is for that particular store.

The first quarter of the year she got a $250 bonus one month and the next month she didnt because there were more thefts. I guess thefts lower profit.

[Fat Freddy]

Originally Posted by Fnix

The first quarter of the year she got a $250 bonus one month and the next month she didnt because there were more thefts.

There was least one theft, the $250 management stole from her.

[Fnix]

Originally Posted by Fat Freddy

There was least one theft, the $250 management stole from her.

These are monthly bonuses. She gets about $3,000 yearly.