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Two versions are credited to Groucho Marx: "Die? Why that's the last thing I'll do." or the alternate: "This is no way to live."
"One last drink please." Jack Daniels (namesake of the whiskey)
"Guns not loaded...see? Johnny Ace (singer) while playing with a gun backstage
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