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The 3 Nunz! (The never-ending and out-of-control fantasies!)
Oy! Nope! No sale! Yow'zah readin' altogether too much into this. In fact, the symbols look far more like the symbol for Nuh (N). So this really means the Mark of the Three Nuh!. Or maybe, The 3 Nuns? Could be.
Or... more likely, they look a lot more like molten-hot old railway spikes, aka: The Mark of the Chinese Laborers* as they were hired as laborers (for bottom dollar, which WAS truly a sin..) by the Canadian Pacific Railway, where the saying is that for every railroad tie up in the most difficult phase of their transcon railway build, in dem Canadian Rockies, there is one dead Chinese laborer.
So... no wonder the usually dismissed "Chinee" are now so intent on taking over, for simple revenge, the West's global-sized conspiracy commercial stranglehold.
Well, there yah have it. And you thought there was always only one (and natch, always Christian at that..) version of such fables! Yah larnz sometin' new each and every day, huh?
(and btw, the other main reason this cannot be The Mark of the Beast, or 666, is that dey ain't no such animal!! It's all just an invention of the not-very-Creative but ever-terrified minds of Christian acolyte fundies!
Like, you understand, there's No God, no Satan (which was just a late-add-on invention anyhow...).
Sigh. To suggest or even hint that the Molten Beverage Company's makers might be in cahoots with the Satanic Debil? Oh My God! Next you'll be insisting that red traffic lights are just another mark of the red-hearted Satan, non?
*btw, in case any of you are interested in the fascinating story of Chinese slave labor in Canada, here it is! I promise: there's not one iota of fundy Christian theism on these pages, just the truth!
He ends by saying he wanted to warn us about this evil plot, but he never identifies the specific threat. Is Satan trying to corrupt us via high energy drinks? Are the Monster Energy folks just a front for Lucifer? Are Monster Energy customers somehow or other fostering the devil's agenda on Earth? What is supposed to happen to anyone as a consequence of this Satanic concoction?
And if all this is Satan's doing, isn't Satan being immensely stupid by giving away the game with the 666 symbol on the drink?
So.... we should only drink Monsters with our left hands?
Seriously, I was SURE Jagermeister was the devil's beverage of choice... but this IS a convenient blame for all my diabolical thoughts. Incidentally, my favorite Monster flavor is "Chaos".
He ends by saying he wanted to warn us about this evil plot, but he never identifies the specific threat. Is Satan trying to corrupt us via high energy drinks? Are the Monster Energy folks just a front for Lucifer? Are Monster Energy customers somehow or other fostering the devil's agenda on Earth? What is supposed to happen to anyone as a consequence of this Satanic concoction?
And if all this is Satan's doing, isn't Satan being immensely stupid by giving away the game with the 666 symbol on the drink?
You get a killer caffeine headache if you drink them all the time but then stop suddenly. Then you have to go to the store and buy more, and they are like 2 bucks each.
Yea, energy drinks are evil!
Kinda hard to take over the world with one though..
Actually the mark of the beast is the belittling of people , by people who think of money minded ideas over , which could belittle the people onto death , which is the mark of the beast on the forehead ..... where the mark of the beast on the right hand is the belittle of people , by people who see their uselessness by the deeds of the hand or the work .......See all this goes against the commands of Lord Jesus Christ , which rejects the commands and builds idols before the Lord ...... A case of this happened during Nazi Germany where the Jews were belittled on to death , and many people in Germany during and even after the war had the mark of the beast because of their indifference and hatred to the Jews ....... Lord Jesus said one day HE will have to witness the destruction of this authority of the mark of the beast in the earth by the Holy Angels of God .....Some deniers of Christianity here on this forum will deny this Reply but their denial does not change the truth of Christ....
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The 3 Nunz! (The never-ending and out-of-control fantasies!)
