Breaking News; Today, May 21, 2011, THE WORLD ENDS !! (reincarnation, gospel, quote)
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Not only hasn't it started, but I don't feel the least bit raptured. Oh, well, I guess Harold Camper can't be right all the time. Oh, wait...he's never been right. I rescind the sarcasm.
How inconvenient. I have lunch plans and errands to run. I don't have time to deal with abandoned cars and a waiter shortage.
No need to worry then. Feel free to have lunch, dinner, and tomorrow have breakfast, etc. Penty of time to keep those errands too. I haven't seen any abandoned, driverless cars careening off the roads anywhere.
The one who is really laughing is Harold Camping, all the way to the bank. It is irrelevant that his predictions are wrong, that is doubtfully what he was ever actually trying to do.
I'll bet he predicted his wallet would get fat though and it came true.
It ended for me... But on the plus side, I can now prove the existence of life beyond death, as I type this from a crappy computer in purgatory. Yea, that's right...purgatory. My advice to y'all is to become a Nun; if you are a man, you should get a sex-change immediately and also become a Nun.
Luckily, I might have a shot at reincarnation... it turns out the Hindus are right too. It doesn't make sense at first glance, I know... but that's only because you may not have read the Gospel of Thomas yet.
Aww darn, it's 12:33 a.m.! Did I miss it? When's the next one?
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