The rapture (Mormons, Christians, Christ, Earth)

[nezlie]

So what are you doing for the rapture on May 21? Any big plans?

[mikebnllnb]

I'm going out like Charlie Sheen!!!

[Rafius]

Staying in to take delivery of all the money and possessions I've asked the Christians to send me. Strangly, there dosen't seem to be many of them that want to part with their stuff. Wonder why that is?

[TaoistDude]

The same as always for a Saturday - chores, errands, dinner out with friends, maybe go dancing, and some hot sex! Rinse and repeat the day after, about which I have no doubts.

[Chango]

I'm going to take upskirt pictures of all the sisters as they are sucked up into the sky and post them on facebook.

Oh wait... I'm surrounded by mormons so I guess I'm out of luck.

[hooligan]

A bottle of Maker's Mark and then sitting back and watching the world burn!

Well, at least the bottle of Maker's is a sure thing...

[Heshbon]

I think I'll get one last tank full of gas and then;

Take a long drive into the countryside, skirting the edge of all the numberous gaping abysses caused by the gi-normous earth-wide Mega quake.

All the while, carefully avoiding the blazing fires, gas mains and heaps of bodies deemed unworthy, strune along the roadside. ...nothing out of the ordinary, really.

[ptsum]

I will be sitting on my front porch enjoying all of the peace and quiet after all those fundamentalist Christians have been ruptured....

[Stavemaster]

I fully plan on being raptured myself, even though I'm a dirty heathen. I'm just lucky that way.

[sanspeur]

I'll be watching a hockey game...It will be interesting to see how many players disappear mid game. It could have quite a bearing on the outcome.