Pick-up line (surprise, wear, years, approach)

[sierraAZ]

I'll start singing

Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.

Nah, I wouldn't... but I'd love to!

[si33]

LOL..i would probably laugh at the dude..and then ask the woman if she needed a drink I will remember to watch out for this one this evening..

And with that, see everyone later..lets see who is dumb enough to fall for such a lame Pick up line..Ha Ha, HBO..

[2RUGGED4YOU]

Originally Posted by si33

LOL..i would probably laugh at the dude..and then ask the woman if she needed a drink I will remember to watch out for this one this evening..

And with that, see everyone later..lets see who is dumb enough to fall for such a lame Pick up line..Ha Ha, HBO..

You know the double meaning of that one too, buddy?LOL.....

[Sunflower_lol]

I would said ''Thanks but maybe some other time, I'm currently in a relationship''. That line gets them the most. It's a rejection but in a civilized way...

[lizzy_09]

I'd probably say "Can you ever find a more appealing pick up lines then that? Better watch Will Smith's movie "Hitch". Cause this doesn't work for me.

[ChessieMom]

I'd look away, after giving him a disgusted "you have got to be kidding get the f*** away from me" look. I wouldn't even waste a breath on him.

[Nutz76]

Originally Posted by tvdxer

You're at a bar on single's night, and a man, in his 20s, gelled hair and gaudily dressed, says to you:

"Hey girl, I've been watching you. You wanna come on over to my pad and watch some HBO?"

Would you be turned on, or run off screaming?

Pickup lines like that do not work unless there are other factors in play.

[Lost&Found]

The fact he watches HBO saves this pick-up line from complete patheticness.

I would suggest he try starting at the beginning when talking to women, as opposed to hurrying them across the finishing line.

Why would I want to accompany a man home when he is the type who invites female strangers over? Not only is he likely to be a player, but even worse, he could be the next great American psychopath.

[artemis agrotera]

I'd probably laugh then politely decline ..

[70Ford]

Mace him. Can't be too careful.

Take his house keys while he's thrashing about and drive back and watch HBO at his place while he's laying in a mass of hair gel at the bar. Eat some snacks, too. Put his hair gel on the floor, mace it and before you leave, mace whatever food he has in the fridge.

Mace the car vent outlets for good measure. In fact, just mace anything that looks mace-able. Mace the air.

Mace.

He better be glad he didn't say Cinemax.