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I would said ''Thanks but maybe some other time, I'm currently in a relationship''. That line gets them the most. It's a rejection but in a civilized way...
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, The World!
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The fact he watches HBO saves this pick-up line from complete patheticness.
I would suggest he try starting at the beginning when talking to women, as opposed to hurrying them across the finishing line.
Why would I want to accompany a man home when he is the type who invites female strangers over? Not only is he likely to be a player, but even worse, he could be the next great American psychopath.
Location: Georgia, on the Florida line, right above Tallahassee
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Mace him. Can't be too careful.
Take his house keys while he's thrashing about and drive back and watch HBO at his place while he's laying in a mass of hair gel at the bar. Eat some snacks, too. Put his hair gel on the floor, mace it and before you leave, mace whatever food he has in the fridge.
Mace the car vent outlets for good measure. In fact, just mace anything that looks mace-able. Mace the air.
Mace.
He better be glad he didn't say Cinemax.
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