101 Days Of Sex. (men, child, sexy, beautiful)

[Threerun]

Oysters are the classic cliche of male aphrodisiacs..

Supposedly puts lead in the pencil.. LOTS of lead.

[ChessieMom]

Originally Posted by Threerun

Oysters are the classic cliche of male aphrodisiacs..

Supposedly puts lead in the pencil.. LOTS of lead.

I think I can put that one to rest. Especially when you consider that usually there is a considerable amount of beer consumed with the oysters. Pretty much like trying to build a fire with wet firewood.

[cpg35223]

Originally Posted by Threerun

Oysters are the classic cliche of male aphrodisiacs..

Supposedly puts lead in the pencil.. LOTS of lead.

Mrs. CPG says that all she has to do is hold up the Victoria Secret catalog. That way she doesn't actually have to buy the stuff.

[Threerun]

Cabelas will do it for me.

I'm not sure we could go 101.. It's tough with the kids about.

Hey guess what kids?- You're going to have movie night for the next 3.5 months!

[Speedaddicted]

Originally Posted by JustJulia

Of course, but you know I'm not talking about oral, right? Our vaginas don't just magically absorb that stuff.

Thats why you remove and replace it in her mouth.... everyones problem is now solved!

Thanks you all, I will be here all week!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

[orangeapple]

Originally Posted by JustJulia

Of course, but you know I'm not talking about oral, right? Our vaginas don't just magically absorb that stuff.

Good thing bodily fluids don't freak women out so much

I didn't know that being on your period makes you equivalent to a leper either

[JustJulia]

Originally Posted by orangeapple

Good thing bodily fluids don't freak women out so much

I didn't know that being on your period makes you equivalent to a leper either

We are in the Old Testament. Ooooooh, girls are YUCKY BLEEDERS! Take them AWAAAAAAAY.

Several years ago, on another forum, I proposed a new weapon that would launch a bunch of tampons. The Tampaxinator. I'm convinced 99% of the male enemy would run away screaming.

[Speedaddicted]

Originally Posted by orangeapple

Good thing bodily fluids don't freak women out so much

I didn't know that being on your period makes you equivalent to a leper either

All we are saying is most dudes dont want bloody D*@K is all........

[HisLilSecret]

Originally Posted by DaBeez

LOL. I dont care about the sheets I care about ME! Dont want any of that on ME. She'll be happy that I let her hug me during that time.

Oh, for Pete's sake! Man up and just consider it colorful lube! Sheesh!

[Speedaddicted]

Originally Posted by HisLilSecret

Oh, for Pete's sake! Man up and just consider it colorful lube! Sheesh!

Only if she'll lick it off........