Have you ever accidentally farted on a date? (wife, married, women)
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the story that comes to mind is a friend of mine had a date with this really hot guy, and drank too much, and going home in the cab tried to lean over the guy to get to the window, but didn't make it in time, and puked all over the guy instead. My friend says telling that story and being able to laugh about it, keeps the humiliation and embarrassment away.
mine wasn't a date but when my DH and I were engaged we were cuddling on the couch together when he got the bright idea to tickle me and wouldn't you know I let one rip right on him! it wasn't on purpose although now it would be. I am so evil!!
A couple decades ago I had surgery for a brain tumor. All went well, but when I awoke in the recovery room I had to... ummm... do big business. Obviously that called for a bed pan. We'd eaten Mexican the night before.
To my utter relief there was no smell. *WHEW* I can't tell you how relieved I was. I mean, it wasn't just my wife on the other side of the curtain, but my kids, my daughter's best friend, other patients, and what seemed like a dozen nurses. I was afraid I was going to stink up the whole ward. Praise the lord!
It wasn't until a week later that I realized I'd totally lost my sense of smell due to the operation.
When both of you can fart comfortably around each other, I take it, that's when you know you're gonna be a couple Right?
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My wife is not shy about these matters. 
Right?
