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Old 12-30-2008, 03:46 AM
 
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can someone decipher this garbage for me

meet this chick online
we talked on im, the phone and text
one day i was hungover falling in and out of sleep and shes like your boring me maybe well talk some other time


im like yea whatever
a week or so later she texts me we should hang out etc etc

she knows what i do for a living (poker) most women hate it
i tend not to go for normal chicks most guys like (hot plastic ****ing braindead blondes)
she tells me shes not photogenic etc- i figure oh well worst that happens is shes a pig i get drunk

well shes ****en georeous
i ****en hump go nuts go bonkers for hot brunetts
shes is hot, smart surprisingly honest and we get along great

shes also 28, im 25 says she doenst usually like younger guys but "wtf doesnt mean im gonna marry you b/c we hung out"

5 hrs later weve talked about a ton
mentions she wont **** a guy without a blood test but "that doesnt mean we have to be all serious" wtf heres a tube of blood test away
also first woman who ever admits to ****ing more people than i have
ok any sex talk can be bad can it?

go in for a kiss she locks it down like martin ****ing brodeur ( i dont watch hockey hes the only goalie i know)
im like whatever u dont like me cool sucks my life is a joke etc see ya
but i am no where near home and need to wait for a cab
the taxi place says 15 min wait
im like u can go home if u want- she says no ill wait
we bull**** nothing physical really although my hand was on her leg in the bar but no kissing
shes a bit of a ballbuster which i like and says "im kinda halfway with you"
could a woman be telling the truth?
maybe im just used to braindead skanks but she didnt exactly seem like a prude from talking and waiting another date for a kiss seems like i am in fourth grade


genrally i am a dick with women
0 effort at all if they like me cool if not who cares
but i reallllllllllllllly like her
i dont know wtf this **** means and i never ever feel like this as i am a scumbag
wtf is this crap ? help me!!!!!
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Old 12-30-2008, 03:52 AM
 
Location: Eastern Missouri
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Cupid struck eh?
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Old 12-30-2008, 03:55 AM
 
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Cupid struck eh?

i thought i was immune
unfortunately not
f my life
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Old 12-30-2008, 04:09 AM
 
Location: Austintown, OH
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Old 12-30-2008, 06:05 AM
 
Location: Between Philadelphia and Allentown, PA
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You mentioned that you usually are a jerk to women so I guess you finally met your match. Good luck with it!
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Old 12-30-2008, 07:22 AM
 
Location: Wichita,Kansas
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The post is really hard to follow...
Why not just hang out and have fun?no pressure.
Why so much attitude?lol
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Old 12-30-2008, 07:36 AM
 
Location: syracuse ny
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Try to get into a poker game with a kid whose willing to put his hooked on phonics into the pot.
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Old 12-30-2008, 07:43 AM
 
Location: Texas
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Try to get into a poker game with a kid whose willing to put his hooked on phonics into the pot.

haa haa.. that was good!
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Old 12-30-2008, 07:57 AM
 
Location: SUNNY AZ
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Originally Posted by bxlefty23 View Post
can someone decipher this garbage for me

meet this chick online
we talked on im, the phone and text
one day i was hungover falling in and out of sleep and shes like your boring me maybe well talk some other time


im like yea whatever
a week or so later she texts me we should hang out etc etc

she knows what i do for a living (poker) most women hate it
i tend not to go for normal chicks most guys like (hot plastic ****ing braindead blondes)
she tells me shes not photogenic etc- i figure oh well worst that happens is shes a pig i get drunk

well shes ****en georeous
i ****en hump go nuts go bonkers for hot brunetts
shes is hot, smart surprisingly honest and we get along great

shes also 28, im 25 says she doenst usually like younger guys but "wtf doesnt mean im gonna marry you b/c we hung out"

5 hrs later weve talked about a ton
mentions she wont **** a guy without a blood test but "that doesnt mean we have to be all serious" wtf heres a tube of blood test away
also first woman who ever admits to ****ing more people than i have
ok any sex talk can be bad can it?

go in for a kiss she locks it down like martin ****ing brodeur ( i dont watch hockey hes the only goalie i know)
im like whatever u dont like me cool sucks my life is a joke etc see ya
but i am no where near home and need to wait for a cab
the taxi place says 15 min wait
im like u can go home if u want- she says no ill wait
we bull**** nothing physical really although my hand was on her leg in the bar but no kissing
shes a bit of a ballbuster which i like and says "im kinda halfway with you"
could a woman be telling the truth?
maybe im just used to braindead skanks but she didnt exactly seem like a prude from talking and waiting another date for a kiss seems like i am in fourth grade


genrally i am a dick with women
0 effort at all if they like me cool if not who cares
but i reallllllllllllllly like her
i dont know wtf this **** means and i never ever feel like this as i am a scumbag
wtf is this crap ? help me!!!!!
Sounds like a bad movie no offense

I have an idea though how about stop acting like a red neck, show her some respect and be mature about the situation? Just an idea
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Old 12-30-2008, 08:02 AM
 
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Originally Posted by optiflex View Post
Try to get into a poker game with a kid whose willing to put his hooked on phonics into the pot.
Funny!!!!! I think that and the bunny with pancake on head about wrap it up.
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