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Old 01-18-2008, 04:43 PM
 
Location: Atlantic Highlands NJ/Ponte Vedra FL/NYC
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Excuse me while I HURL!!!
and you wonder why half of all marriages end in divorce

 
Old 01-18-2008, 06:13 PM
 
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I've owned this house for ten years and have been feeding the birds here for ten years... I have a lot of Cardinals, families of them carried down through the years... it always struck me odd that the male Cardinal AWAYS eats first and his girl eats when he is done... after awhile I realized that the reason that he always ate first was so he was full and strong and could watch over her while she ate... lo behold if another bird tryed to to mess with her while She ate... he was right in there... he sits on a nearby branch making sure that she is alright but not pushy, he lets her fly around at will... he is dedicated to his mate for life. He is a good husband to her... maybe womens lib isn't all its cracked up to be...
 
Old 01-16-2009, 02:06 PM
 
Location: Philly
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This is how it should be done!
 
Old 01-16-2009, 02:10 PM
 
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Somehow, "Ride his baloney pony" never made the list. Neither did, "Orally pleasure his man sausage." I wonder why?
 
Old 01-16-2009, 02:10 PM
 
Location: Oregon
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I think my Dad may have written the wife's guide.
 
Old 01-16-2009, 02:14 PM
 
Location: The Hall of Justice
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I've seen the quaint "wife's guide" several times now, but that husband's addendum is just bitter.
 
Old 01-16-2009, 02:15 PM
 
Location: The Great State of Texas, Finally!
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I would add "give bjs frequently" but....you know!
 
Old 01-16-2009, 02:15 PM
 
Location: Austintown, OH
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Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Truer words have never been spoken.

Women, take notice
 
Old 01-16-2009, 02:16 PM
 
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Well, Snopes.com can't seem to decide whether this article is real or not.
 
Old 01-16-2009, 03:54 PM
 
Location: middle of everywhere
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Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night.

^^Hmm, I did that and it didn't work. Just gave him more time to spend with his mistress. Won't be doing that ever again.
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