Funny Online Dating Post (Christian, long-term, women, calling)
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The days of big girls being fodder for Betas are over!
We want Alphas! We always have!
We just didn't have the confidence to demand what we deserve because we bought into society's subliminal lie that big girls have a better chance of winning the lottery than getting an Alpha male.
Society would have us big girls believe that we should be thrilled if ANY man should deign to look our way. Even if that look is with disgust.
Those days are over people. Deal with it.
I'm a BBW who stands 5'4" and currently weighs 283 pounds (I was 310 at one point, my goal weight is 250 pounds).
I'm looking for a long-term relationship (preferably leading to marriage) with a man who strongly resembles Hugh Jackman (Wolverine), Chris Hemsworth (Thor), or Henry Cavill (Superman). Either one of those three will do - I'm not choosy.
You should be at least 6'3"(preferably 6'5") and muscular.
You should have extremely defined abdominal muscles (completes the superhero look), at the very least your stomach should have SOME definition.
Looking forward to hearing from my very own Thor, Wolverine, or Superman!
NOTE: Don't bother contacting me if you have a potbelly, even if you look like Hugh Jackman, Chris Hemsworth, or Henry Cavill. Potbellies are a dealbreaker. Sorry.
It's just like the obese 45 year old unemployed guys who specify no fat chicks, and no chicks over 26!
Exactly the same thing. Except they want Superwoman, Invisible woman(hmmm they can obtain that), Wonder woman(they wonder all the time where did she go), Supergirl(lets not go there), She-hulk(then they find she has bigger balls than him), Jean Grey(too many mind games), Scalet Witch(ugh...she is mad once a month!), Poison Ivy(she makes you scratch), Storm (She has mood swings that are unbelievable!), and Rogue (never follows the rules.)
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