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My first world problem today is that every day, the weather forecast calls for cooler temperatures the night before, and then when I get up, the temps are right back up in the 90s, and the forecast has been revamped, pushing this mythical cooler weather back out a few more days.
I have been out of coffee creamer and Splenda for TWO days now. We went shopping last night specifically to get these items. And forgot!
My husband ran to three different stores today. After he returned home, I said, "I cannot believe this. I forgot to ask you to get coffee creamer and Splenda." He bonked his forehead with his hand and said, "Oh my God, I have failed you." I like that guy. He takes the blame for my boneheadedness all the time.
That reminds me. I've cut obvious sugar out of my diet. No more soda, candy, or desserts. Calories are so plentiful and sugar is so available here int he first world, that eating all you crave of it can be detrimental. Walk into a gas station's store and notice that except for the canned Vienna sausage, the hotdogs and the jerky, almost everything else is based on sugars. I'm not risking gas station wieners and am not too thrilled about the rest either. Just give me $20 on pump 3, please.
I downloaded a song from iTunes and the sound quality was horrible!
RIP OFF.
I don't want to subscribe to HBO just to watch Game of Thrones but it's freaking expensive to order it season by season. But I hate to be manipulated into subscribing to a channel just because of one show. So, so far I'm shelling out about $30 per season. I figure by the time I catch up, Season Seven will be available for the same exorbitant price.
I can say, with no spoilering, that the most recent episode of Game of Thrones, was FREAKING AMAZEBALLS and that the last bit was OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG to the point that comments on Facebook afterwards were like, "I have not breathed or blinked for the last 20 minutes" and "I think my nips are still hard."
But here is my first world problem. The episode got me all hot and bothered and then ended before I was ready for it to end. Like the credits came up and I was like "NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo....ooo..." ...*whimper*...
I almost wish I were one to wait until the season is over and then binge-stream it all.
An auto repair warranty covered only the new part they put in last time, not the recently failed part that jacked up the new part.
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Ummm whassup with that? Brunch = mimosas! Helloooo!!!