Please register to participate in our discussions with 2 million other members - it's free and quick! Some forums can only be seen by registered members. After you create your account, you'll be able to customize options and access all our 15,000 new posts/day with fewer ads.
Anyone else drop a stick of butter in their shoe today? Just me?
(I know... have the manservant steam my shoe. I brought it upon myself.)
I know a woman who said she was cooking, and the doorbell rang, and she put the stub of butter (in the paper wrapping) in the pocket of her loose fitting dress to answer the door...why the pocket?...so the cat wouldn't eat it, of course!... And then she forgot about it. And it melted.
I know a woman who said she was cooking, and the doorbell rang, and she put the stub of butter (in the paper wrapping) in the pocket of her loose fitting dress to answer the door...why the pocket?...so the cat wouldn't eat it, of course!... And then she forgot about it. And it melted.
First world butter problems.
This sounds like one of those "cause and effect" questions on standardized testing.
I don't even have an excuse other than butterfingers. Literally! I picked up the butter and dropped it straight onto my shoe. I might have said a word that is frowned upon in churches.
Now I'll forget that I have butter in that shoe and wear them and end up gliding gracefully everywhere I go. Because that's exactly what always happens.
I've never eaten 'filet of sole' so tough that it required an entire stick of butter to tenderize.
Ha! Good one!
I slipped my shoe on and then I remembered the butter in it. I showered because I prefer to be butter-free in the foot area. And then I slipped my shoe on and got butter on my foot again. I just know there's a solution to my problem, but it involves cleaning the butter out of my shoe and I don't wannnnu.
I know a woman who said she was cooking, and the doorbell rang, and she put the stub of butter (in the paper wrapping) in the pocket of her loose fitting dress to answer the door...why the pocket?...so the cat wouldn't eat it, of course!... And then she forgot about it. And it melted.
First world butter problems.
Easy solution! Pop some popcorn and stick it in the pocket. Watch movie. Enjoy buttered popcorn. No issue!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicci6SquirrelsButterShoe
Anyone else drop a stick of butter in their shoe today? Just me?
(I know... have the manservant steam my shoe. I brought it upon myself.
Yet another instance of popcorn being one of many right answers.
I would think a couple of slices of bread would do the trick. It cleans up the butter nicely and provides a tasty snack.
Of course, the other obvious answer is to stop thinking of them as shoes and start thinking of them as "slippers".
Last edited by reds37win; 07-20-2017 at 07:28 AM..
Please register to post and access all features of our very popular forum. It is free and quick. Over $68,000 in prizes has already been given out to active posters on our forum. Additional giveaways are planned.
Detailed information about all U.S. cities, counties, and zip codes on our site: City-data.com.
Please register to participate in our discussions with 2 million other members - it's free and quick! Some forums can only be seen by registered members. After you create your account, you'll be able to customize options and access all our 15,000 new posts/day with fewer ads.
