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Originally Posted by AnUnidentifiedMale
It's true! George Bush was listening to my phone calls, and now Obama is doing it too! I swear I can hear Michelle laughing in the background just like I could hear Laura! Damn government!! Glad I bought three assault rifles last week. I even saw a black helicopter fly over my gated community yesterday. They're after me. I just know it!
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come to maryland and see if you can still laugh. you can't go 500 ft in this state without being photographed. it's not that I am scared, it's that it's annoying. it's not really a conspiracy theory either. we have empowered the government to send us tickets in the mail based off of a photograph. last time I checked, we weren't supposed to skip the due process part.