Is Your Dog A Democrat Or A Republican? (border, Obama, fence)

[Cunucu Beach]

Republican vs. Democrat

Is your dog a donkey or an elephant?

Republican Pets:
1. They bark at passing neighbors and traffic; home security is very important to them.
2. Their ears perk up when Fox News comes on.
3. They are a big spender at the local pet store.
4. Strongly believe pet matrimony should only occur between two cats or two dogs.
5. Believe in the 2nd amendment right to bear teeth and claws.
6. Are for electric border fences for the yard.
7. Want national ID tags for all pets.
8. They advocate for the pet tracking chip - you can never have too much security!

Democratic Pets:
1. They want universal veterinary care for all!
2. They want their treats for free.
3. They socialize with all breeds at the dog park.
4. They prefer their owner uses biodegradable poop bags.
5. Are very concerned with the rising rate of pet food.
6. Have the young puppy and kitten vote locked.
7. Want an end to the war of dogs vs. cats once and for all.
8. Think of Ralph Nadar as the dog catcher.

[shroombeanie]

She's Diabetic. And better than any Pub or Crat.

[Yooperkat]

We have a coon cat.

And she hates Obama.

[Cunucu Beach]

This dog is a Republican.



Dog doesn't like Obama - YouTube

[malamute]

I'm beginning to think my dogs and cats are all democrats. They won't get up and go to work, they don't pay taxes. They pretty much sit around and wait for me to buy them their food and put it in the bowl for them. One cat might be a Conservative because she lives outside and hunts her own food for the most part.

[lifelongMOgal]

He'd be a Libertarian with anarchical tendicies.

He is driven to work (a working dog) to the point of obsession but tackles it with enthusiasm.
Can be seen changing his physical position to see his subject from different perspectives
Masters skills quickly while thinking outside of the box
Early to rise and early to bed
Hates being fenced in prefering liberty and the right to enjoy the chase and the hunt.
Enjoys comfort free from guilt or envy but never takes that which is not his to expense of his human.
A lover, not a fighter.
A rule breaker

However, not being a stupid human, my dog is too smart to play political games.

[Darkatt]

My cat is simply pushy......

[Cunucu Beach]

My dog was part Republican and part Democrat.

She was very conscious of home security. She loved to sit on the back of the couch and watch everyone who passed by. If the door bell rang, she barked her silly head off until I answered it. If some kid annoyed her, she would growl and snap. But she still expected her freebie treats every time I opened the cupboard where she knew they were stored.

[hiknapster]

My dog is a Republican. He is illiterate and believes whatever someone tells him. He also has an unsubstantiated belief that everyone is going to steal his stuff.

[chucksnee]

OWS, crap's all over the place, lays around, pee's all over the place.....

And of course this is all outside, when it's cold he won't go out, when it's hot he will howl.....