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This is pretty spot on so I thought I would share! All our threads are combative so I thought a little humor related to our political leader would take the edge off a bit
President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check.? As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me"?
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure, sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there
was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of America!!!!"
Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations,
monitoring of the banks because of imposters and forgers, etc., I must
Insist on seeing ID."
Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Obama: "I am urging you please to cash this check."
Cashier: "Look, Mr. President, this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.
Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that spectacular shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?"
Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: "Honestly, there Is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing I can do."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"
I was expecting the cashier (guess that's what we call tellers now) to disappear to a hidden camp or suddenly have their brain matter splattered all over the place. This ending works too...
Last edited by BigJon3475; 11-03-2011 at 09:18 PM..
A black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar.
The bartender asks,
"What can I get you Mr. President ? "
Yawn. At least the OP's joke was witty - I certainly chuckled. Your's is not even remotely funny - unless you are part of the tin foil hat crowd that is so often mentioned on CD.
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Maybe this is why there are no republican comedians. You were right in the title. LITTLE HUMOR.
It's not as bad as this one:
