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Originally Posted by Houston3
They still make moonshine?
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I went to college in Tennessee and became close friends with a native of the state. He was from a place called Lebanon, TN, specifically. At any rate, on the way to a social function he took a 45 minute detour into the Tennessee hills and knocked on the back door to a non-descript looking gas station. A voice on the other side of the door queried "Who's there?" and my friend responded "Hey man, lemme get some panther p*ss." Long pause. "Grape, cherry, peach or straight?" "Gimme a jar of each."
Funny thing is that what it was flavored with doesn't matter. It all tastes like turpentine.