What kinds of silly inside jokes do you have with your kids?

[deerislesmile]

My son and I happened to drive past a chinese restaurant this summer and the name of it was "Number 2 Chinese Restaurant" (or "Chinese Restaurant Number 2- the sign was kind of hard to tell which order the words should be in). My son, with his dry humor, asked if they sold pu-pu platters... (would you order poo-poo from the Number 2 restaurant? lol..). I don't think we will ever eat at a Chinese restaurant again without snickering a little bit...

And (let me say he's 9, so potty humor is pretty big right now) once he was sitting next to our kitten and the kitten had a very stinky fart, so since then anything that smells bad, he will say "At least it smells better than a kitten fart!"

*embarrassed*

And ps- he also does the "Chicken Butt" thing- got it from his cousin. Maybe it's from a cartoon or something?

[TouchOfWhimsy]

If the kids complain about what we're having for dinner, I threaten to make "disgusting noodles." Which is odd, really, because they both love pasta! I don't even know where that came from, but they throw a mock fit after I say it.

Anyone who is complaining excessively about his or her sibling gets asked, "would you like me to send him/her to the free pile?" That usually brings out a laugh, but occasionally it brings out a "YES!" from the insulted party. The free pile refers to the times that we put something out in the front yard marked "free" for the taking, by the way.

For some reason, the kids think that the word "foul" is exceptionally funny. If they are play-arguing, one of them will usually shout "you are so FOUL!" and they erupt in a pile of giggles. I'm not sure what they think foul means, LOL!