08-26-2014, 12:16 PM
Location: Texas
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The article is exactly what goes through my mind at times! An article about how to be a perfect mother...kind of.
How to Be the Perfect Mother*|*Lyz Lenz
08-26-2014, 04:24 PM
Location: Denver 'burbs
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How to be the "perfect mother"?
Easy. Never have children. Simply observe from the balcony and comment about what everyone else is doing wrong.
08-26-2014, 04:34 PM
Location: Foot of the Rockies
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maciesmom
How to be the "perfect mother"?
Easy. Never have children. Simply observe from the balcony and comment about what everyone else is doing wrong.
That, OR, follow the advice of some of the perfect moms on this board.
08-26-2014, 04:41 PM
Location: southwestern PA
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There is no such thing as a perfect parent.
Anyone who insists otherwise is lying.
08-26-2014, 04:42 PM
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Quote:
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maciesmom
How to be the "perfect mother"?
Easy. Never have children. Simply observe from the balcony and comment about what everyone else is doing wrong.
That is the first thing that popped into my mind when I read the title of the thread and I haven't even read the article.
08-26-2014, 06:03 PM
Location: The analog world
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Pretty funny! Yes, the mixed messages can definitely wear you down.
08-26-2014, 06:23 PM
Location: Geneva, IL
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Very funny article.
08-26-2014, 09:39 PM
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Perfectly simple really.
Marry the perfect man and have perfect kids.
It is also helpful if you have perfect parents and perfect in-laws.
08-27-2014, 02:08 AM
Location: Finland
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Hah, that was pretty funny.
08-27-2014, 08:18 AM
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Love that! Thanks for posting it.
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