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Old 08-26-2014, 12:16 PM
 
Location: Texas
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The article is exactly what goes through my mind at times! An article about how to be a perfect mother...kind of.

How to Be the Perfect Mother*|*Lyz Lenz
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Old 08-26-2014, 04:24 PM
 
Location: Denver 'burbs
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How to be the "perfect mother"?

Easy. Never have children. Simply observe from the balcony and comment about what everyone else is doing wrong.
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Old 08-26-2014, 04:34 PM
 
Location: Foot of the Rockies
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How to be the "perfect mother"?

Easy. Never have children. Simply observe from the balcony and comment about what everyone else is doing wrong.
That, OR, follow the advice of some of the perfect moms on this board.
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Old 08-26-2014, 04:41 PM
 
Location: southwestern PA
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There is no such thing as a perfect parent.
Anyone who insists otherwise is lying.
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Old 08-26-2014, 04:42 PM
 
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How to be the "perfect mother"?

Easy. Never have children. Simply observe from the balcony and comment about what everyone else is doing wrong.
That is the first thing that popped into my mind when I read the title of the thread and I haven't even read the article.
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Old 08-26-2014, 06:03 PM
 
Location: The analog world
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Pretty funny! Yes, the mixed messages can definitely wear you down.
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Old 08-26-2014, 06:23 PM
 
Location: Geneva, IL
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Very funny article.
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Old 08-26-2014, 09:39 PM
 
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Perfectly simple really.

Marry the perfect man and have perfect kids.

It is also helpful if you have perfect parents and perfect in-laws.
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Old 08-27-2014, 02:08 AM
 
Location: Finland
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Hah, that was pretty funny.
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Old 08-27-2014, 08:18 AM
 
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Love that! Thanks for posting it.
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