News, MAN SHOOTS HIMSELF IN FOOT WITH JAMES BOND-STYLE PEN. (to buy, name)

[JD59]

A MAN shot himself in the foot as he played with a James Bond-style pen gun from his jacket pocket.

The 37-year-old man, who told police he'd bought the weapon in a pub, blew off two toes as the six-inch-long weapon got caught as he pulled it out.

Express.co.uk - Home of the Daily and Sunday Express | Odd News :: Man shoots himself in foot with James Bond-style pen

[normie]

Hey, if you're going to buy the James Bond pen, you have to go the whole nine yards and get the James Bond bullet-deflector shoes, too. And the shoelaces that work as a two-way radio.

[GloryB]

My name is Clown. A$$ Clown.

[normie]

Well, at least he knows some gimmicky thing he bought in a bar actually works.

[alicejb]

Was it shaken, not stirred???

[BigMike50]

He should consider himself lucky...a couple of inches closer he would have blown off is wanker

[case44]

Maybe he's just doing a practice run just to be Bond's protege.

[TT Dave]

This would not happen to Mr. Bond....LOL.

[sterlinggirl]

Mr. Goldentoe....so nice to see you again.

[Nomadicus]

Guess he needs to keep his day job....