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3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven".
The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her". So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.
The next man comes up and says, "I cheated on my wife a little but I stilll love her." He gets a mustang and drives off into heaven.
The next guy came up and said, "I cheated on my wife alot". He gets a scooter.
Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying.
He asked, "Why are you crying you have such a nice car?!" and the man sobbed, "My wife just went by on roller skates".
Aww...lisa I know you're getting the Rolls Royce!!
Wil you give me a lift when you do~I'll be walking! LOL!
LOL So you'll be getting a new pair of shoes on your way,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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So you'll be getting a new pair of shoes on your way,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 
