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rofl I would of loved to see their faces when your bag went through
tell me did they do a "hand" search of the bag
What I didn't say, Karla, was that there were about a dozen of us with identical hands in each of our bags.
It was during the first Gulf War and there was heightened security for British flights.
The security bloke asked the first in line what it was in the luggage. He said that it was a German training aid, and the security guy gave a blank look. My colleague said 'It's called Hans.'
What color is your car right now ? One green, and one red.
lol what color is it suppose to be ? Green and red
Bonus Question:
What lane to you prefer to drive in when you are on
A 4 lane Highway ? The right outside lane
A 3 or 4 lane highway going over a bridge ? The inside next to the rail.
Extra Credit Question:
What is your beverage of choice while you are eating
Breakfast ? Coffee Lunch ? Wateror unsweetened tea
Dinner ? Decaf green tea or unsweetened decaf tea
Just for Fun:
Yesterday we talked about vacations
So of course I have to ask
What is the strangest, unique or most unusual thing you have taken with you on vacation ? We don’t take too many vacations, and I don’t think we have many strange or unique things. My wife might say we are the strange and unique things, but I think we are as normal as the next couple and fit well in our peer group.
So how many of you will be called "Joe" today ? Not me, not my name.
When was the last time you flew a kite ? I had one of the acrobat kites when we lived on the beach. Now we live inland where there are too many kite eating trees and don’t view the sacrifice of a kite necessary to have a good summer.
Today in History: 1790 - The shoelace was invented 1794 - U.S. Navy forms 1860 - The device which, officially, is a “covered gimlet screw with a ‘T’ handle”, or better know as the Corkscrew, was patented this day by M. L. Byrn of New York City 1866 - Andrew Rankin patents the urinal 1912 - 1st Japanese cherry blossom trees planted in Washington D.C.
Word of the Day: sylvan \SIL-vuhn\ , adjective;
1. Of or pertaining to woods or forest regions.
2. Living or located in a wood or forest.
3. Abounding in forests or trees; wooded.
noun:
1. A fabled deity or spirit of the woods.
2. One that lives in or frequents the woods or forest; a rustic.
Today is:
National Spanish Paella Day: Oh, this sounds like a nice lunch.
Corkscrew Day
Sharing Day: I can share the Paella with Mrs. cncracer
Photography Day
Exchange Day
Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day
Kite Flying Day National "Joe" Day. Everyone who hates their name can be called Joe this day
What lane to you prefer to drive in when you are on
A 4 lane Highway?
The second lane from the right-hand side.
A 3 or 4 lane highway going over a bridge?
The second lane from the right-hand side.
Extra Credit Question:
What is your beverage of choice while you are eating
Breakfast?
It has to be STRONG coffee. Lunch?
Iced tea or diet Pepsi if I'm at work, water if I'm at home. Dinner?
Water
Just for Fun:
Yesterday we talked about vacations
So of course I have to ask
What is the strangest,unique or most unusual thing you have taken with you on vacation?
Drawing a blank here - up until the past few years, we seldom if ever took vacations, and the ones we did take were pretty unexceptional. I can't recall ever taking anything odd with me.
So how many of you will be called "Joe" today?
???? I suppose someone might call me that, but I probably wouldn't answer.
When was the last time you flew a kite?
Oh, goodness.... It's been at least 45 years, possibly longer. I remember my dad taking me kite=flying when I was just a wee child, maybe three or four, and I have hazy recollections of trying it by myself when I was a bit older than that, maybe 7 or 8. I was never able to take my own kids kite-flying; I started having problems with my hip before they were born, and by the time they were old enough to be interested, my mobility was virtually gone.
What color is your car right now ? Same color it's been for 13 years black
lol what color is it suppose to be ? LOL. Although little Jeep Cherokees are expected to look "dirty", I wash mine very week.
Bonus Question:
What lane to you prefer to drive in when you are on
A 4 lane Highway ? Far right (but that doesnt mean I drive slowly)
A 3 or 4 lane highway going over a bridge ? Same, especially if the lanes are narrow
Extra Credit Question:
What is your beverage of choice while you are eating
Breakfast ? Orange juice
Lunch ? Coke
Dinner ? Coke is my preferred beverage 24/7 but I try to drink ice water with most dinner meals
Just for Fun:
Yesterday we talked about vacations
So of course I have to ask
What is the strangest,unique or most unusual thing you have taken with you on vacation ? I bought a St Christopher (the patron saint of travelers) medal that slides onto the visor for a trip to the California wine country 20 years ago. It's still on my visor today.
So how many of you will be called "Joe" today ? LOL. I dont mind my nickname but, if I went by my given name, I'd celebrate today royally.
When was the last time you flew a kite ? [/b] 50 years ago. wow, I remember it as though it were yesterday. Weird, because I cant remember what I did yesterday.
Today is:
Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day Yay for these:
* I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
* I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
* Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
* Mama Get A Hammer, (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
* Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
* How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
* I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
* I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
* Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
* I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
* I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
* I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
* I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
* I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You
* If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
* If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
* I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
* Please Bypass this Heart
* She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger
* I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
* She Got the Goldmine and I Got the Shaft
* You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped that Sucker Flat
* If The Phone Don't Ring, It's Me
* Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You
* Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
* How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've
Been A Liar All My Life?
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
* I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck
* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
* My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
* Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through
You
* They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
* Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
* You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
* If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
* If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
What color is your car right now ? my truck is dark grey
lol what color is it suppose to be ? snow white
Bonus Question:
What lane to you prefer to drive in when you are on
A 4 lane Highway ? the fast lane
A 3 or 4 lane highway going over a bridge ? same
Extra Credit Question:
What is your beverage of choice while you are eating Breakfast ? milk Lunch ? diet pepsi Dinner ? diet pepsi
Just for Fun:
Yesterday we talked about vacations So of course I have to ask
What is the strangest,unique or most unusual thing you have taken with you on vacation ? Not to me, but others think it's weird if I get my snake hook out.
So how many of you will be called "Joe" today ? me
When was the last time you flew a kite ? 40 yrs ago
Good morning everyone! Hope you all have a lovely Saturday.
What color is your car right now ? a lovely sea green
lol what color is it suppose to be ? it just rained, so the vehicle is as clean as it gets
Bonus Question:
What lane to you prefer to drive in when you are on
A 4 lane Highway ? a slow safe lane, if such exists
A 3 or 4 lane highway going over a bridge ? the lane with the best view
Extra Credit Question:
What is your beverage of choice while you are eating
Breakfast ? coffee!
Lunch ? water
Dinner ? beer or wine
Just for Fun:
Yesterday we talked about vacations
So of course I have to ask
What is the strangest,unique or most unusual thing you have taken with you on vacation ? I try to bring as little as possible, while being prepared for anything. Can't think of anything strange...hmm...
So how many of you will be called "Joe" today ? Not me. My name is fine.
When was the last time you flew a kite ? Last summer up in AK with my guy. It was very windy, and the kite kept crashing into the water.
Yay it is the weekend Been waiting for today since Monday lol
So lets get the party started with
Today's Question(s):
What color is your car right now ? Black
lol what color is it suppose to be ? Same
Bonus Question:
What lane to you prefer to drive in when you are on
A 4 lane Highway ? well here the whole concept of the left lane being for faster drivers is well . . . some ppl drive like a bat out of hell in the right lane, some in the left - some drive slow in both until my truck pulls up on them, then they get out of my way lol
A 3 or 4 lane highway going over a bridge ? Except in the Capital (as in Panama City) most bridges are 2 lanes so no choice - the one going in the direction I'm supposed to be in.
Extra Credit Question:
What is your beverage of choice while you are eating Breakfast ? Coffee and it is my breakfast. Lunch ? when I actually get to eat lunch during the week, water Dinner ? Ice cold cerveza
Just for Fun:
Yesterday we talked about vacations So of course I have to ask
What is the strangest,unique or most unusual thing you have taken with you on vacation ? Do NOT laugh, ok? Promise? When I camped out for 2 months I took my blue stuffed elephant with me (along with my dog and .38). Still have it - goes everywhere with me.
So how many of you will be called "Joe" today ? Well Joy is rather hard to pronounce down here and not common, so I get Joe or Jay or Oy a lot lol when they even use the name I go by (midle name). Usually it's Sra. X b/c they use my first name. If they use Joy it's always Sra. Joy
When was the last time you flew a kite ? Back when my DS was a kid.
Today in History: 1790 - The shoelace was invented 1794 - U.S. Navy forms 1860 - The device which, officially, is a “covered gimlet screw with a ‘T’ handle”, or better know as the Corkscrew, was patented this day by M. L. Byrn of New York CityNow if I could only use one where I didn't break the cork. 1866 - Andrew Rankin patents the urinal 1912 - 1st Japanese cherry blossom trees planted in Washington D.C.
Word of the Day: sylvan \SIL-vuhn\ , adjective;
1. Of or pertaining to woods or forest regions.
2. Living or located in a wood or forest.
3. Abounding in forests or trees; wooded.
noun:
1. A fabled deity or spirit of the woods.The magical Roosters of Jaramillo lol
2. One that lives in or frequents the woods or forest; a rustic.but not like Unibomber rustic
Today is:
National Spanish Paella Dayso long as they don't use the shell fish and switch out for chicken.
Corkscrew Day
Sharing Day
Photography Day
Exchange Day
Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day
Kite Flying Day National "Joe" Day. Everyone who hates their name can be called Joe this day Ah, now I get the reason for the above question I like my name, though a lot of times (like bank, municipality, elec. co., etc) they call me by my first name that I despise and it's always Sra. X.
Happy Saturday everyone - the sun is shining, winds are calm and I refuse to let anyone disrupt my state of tranquility I'm in now.
What color is your car right now ? SUV dusty Red, car dusty Bronze
lol what color is it suppose to be ? Clean Red, clean Bronze.
Bonus Question:
What lane to you prefer to drive in when you are on
A 4 lane Highway ? Usually the 3rd lane, so the speeders can fly by.
A 3 or 4 lane highway going over a bridge ? The middle or left, out of the jumpers way.
Extra Credit Question:
What is your beverage of choice while you are eating
Breakfast ? Milk.
Lunch ? Milk.
Dinner ? Milk. (In between, before, or after meals, it can be coffee, water, or beer)
Just for Fun:
Yesterday we talked about vacations
So of course I have to ask
What is the strangest,unique or most unusual thing you have taken with you on vacation ? Nothing strange taken, but returning that's another story. .
So how many of you will be called "Joe" today ? Not here.
When was the last time you flew a kite ? Many many windy days ago, like 40+ years.
What color is your car right now ? Probably dirty grey. Have not seen it in 4 months.
lol what color is it suppose to be ? Dark grey
Bonus Question:
What lane to you prefer to drive in when you are on
A 4 lane Highway ? Not one to be in a hurry I usually hang out in the right lane. I find if I set my cruise control for the speed limit I rarely overtake anyone. Seems every time I move over into the left lane, there is someone riding my bumper no matter how much over the sped limit I go.
A 3 or 4 lane highway going over a bridge ? Does not matter. I have no fear of bridges
Extra Credit Question:
What is your beverage of choice while you are eating
Breakfast ?OJ or water Lunch ?Diet Pepsi Dinner ?Diet Pepsi
When I was little I use to drink milk all the time. When I was eight I moved to Western Alaska where one could only get powered milk. Have not been able to choke down a glass of milk ever since.
Just for Fun:
Yesterday we talked about vacations
So of course I have to ask
What is the strangest,unique or most unusual thing you have taken with you on vacation ? I can not think of anything strange. I pack very light. Everything I take for a week long vacation will fit in one small suitcase. If I am gone longer I take the same amout of stuff and just find a luandrymatt as needed.
So how many of you will be called "Joe" today ? Not me. I am content with my real name.
When was the last time you flew a kite ?
That would have been in high school. I was living in Southeast Alaska at the time. Whenever a bunch of us would ride the ferry we would fly kites from the back deck. We would have kite wars where we would crash into each others kites.
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