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I guess hubby visited Wal-Mart today without me.....
He is awful in Wal-Mart. He will fart real UGLY but silent and walk by me fast and whisper loudly "SILENT BUT DEADLY!!!" Needless to say, I walk faster.
I guess hubby visited Wal-Mart today without me.....
He is awful in Wal-Mart. He will fart real UGLY but silent and walk by me fast and whisper loudly "SILENT BUT DEADLY!!!" Needless to say, I walk faster.
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Originally Posted by Imtoooldforthis
Lmao, I was in the automotive isle at wal-mart and ripped an SBD. I got some mean-ass looks from the guy and his wife who walked past me.
My beloved does that everywhere we go, but they are NOT silent. He acts like it's the most common thing to do in the world. I can be standing there talking to him in a store and r-r-r-r-i-p. It's horrible.
pfftt...it was probably his own fart he orchestrated. Haven't you heard? Flatulence ruins marriage--bet he's a divorcee.
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