09-05-2009, 09:08 AM
Location: I never said I was perfect so no refunds here sorry!
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You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree
you can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
The Salvation Army declines your furnitue....
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.....
Your wife can climb a tree faster than the cat
Im sure you got something to add......lol
have fun
09-05-2009, 09:16 AM
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When your idea of a vacation is everyone gathering on your neightbours front porch instead of yours!
09-05-2009, 04:36 PM
Location: I never said I was perfect so no refunds here sorry!
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Livewire
When your idea of a vacation is everyone gathering on your neightbours front porch instead of yours!
and they got the grill out and a cooler full of bud.....
09-05-2009, 04:41 PM
Location: California
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You guys have been watching me haven't you?
You know your a Redneck when you remove your screen door and use it for a BBQ grill.
09-05-2009, 05:04 PM
Location: Airports all over the world
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You know you are a Redneck if your idea of a stretch limo is a crewcab pick-up
09-05-2009, 07:36 PM
Location: Where the sun likes to shine!!
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You use a BB gun to kill a mouse in the house instead of a trap. My husband just did that and I told him "you crossed over"
09-06-2009, 03:53 AM
Location: I never said I was perfect so no refunds here sorry!
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younglisa7
You use a BB gun to kill a mouse in the house instead of a trap. My husband just did that and I told him "you crossed over"
yep that sounds like a dead give-away......lol
09-06-2009, 08:34 AM
Location: I never said I was perfect so no refunds here sorry!
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09-06-2009, 08:41 AM
Location: California
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When you bring a load to the dump and you bring back more than you took
09-06-2009, 08:56 AM
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You guys are so funny, thats some real original stuff in here!
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