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You know you're a redneck when....
-- Your mother was involved in a fist fight at a grade school sports event
-- You rake leaves in your kitchen more than twice a week
-- You think a subdivision is part of a math problem
-- You have more than 3 relatives named Bubba, Junior, or Bobby-Sue
-- You own a home that's mobile and 5 cars that aren't
-- You think the Inter-Net is something you use for fishing
-- You think the stock market has a fence around it
-- You think a Stock Broker is a guy who's broker than you are
-- Your coffee table used to be a cable spool
-- You take your fishing gear into Sea World
-- You think the French Riviera is a foreign Buick
-- Going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight
-- You wear a baseball cap on your wedding day
-- You run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank
-- You met your significant other after calling the number you saw on a bathroom wall (I might give that a try! )
Last edited by Magnum Mike; 09-22-2009 at 01:08 PM..
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okay, i'll revive this thread.. :d
you know you're a redneck when.... -- your mother was involved in a fist fight at a grade school sports event and there is a party that night to celebrate the event!
-- you rake leaves in your kitchen more than twice a week and burn them in your fireplace to get that special fall smell and feeling :d
-- you have more than 3 relatives named bubba, junior or bobby-sue and they are all your sister's kids...
-- you own a home that's mobile and 5 cars that aren't and that's just out back within eye sight....:d and the only thing with 4 good wheels on it is the wagon you pull to deliver papers with
-- going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight, 4 empty beer bottles and a towel :d
-- you met your significant other after calling the number you saw on a bathroom wall (i might give that a try! :d )
What does 4 empty beer bottles and a towel have to do with going to a bathroom? Did I miss something here??
LOL.. One of two things - the 4 empty beer bottles is what makes a redneck go to the bathroom in the first place, and.. or, a redneck would use the beer bottles to.. relieve himself!
I know, that's bad..
The towel... Hmmm.. I guess we'll have to ask DBL-r..
Location: I never said I was perfect so no refunds here sorry!
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Originally Posted by Magnum Mike
LOL.. One of two things - the 4 empty beer bottles is what makes a redneck go to the bathroom in the first place, and.. or, a redneck would use the beer bottles to.. relieve himself!
I know, that's bad..
The towel... Hmmm.. I guess we'll have to ask DBL-r..
empty beer bottles yes to use to go to the bathroom....
LOL....and the towel to dry your hands just in case ya miss the hole n make a mess
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