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Old 08-22-2009, 02:12 AM
 
Location: Bethel, Alaska
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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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Old 08-22-2009, 08:12 AM
 
Location: following the wind of change
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two men discussing the one's divorce and says, 'you never really know a woman until you meet her in court - she cried and the judged wiped her tears with my checkbook.
ha..ha!
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Old 08-22-2009, 09:14 AM
 
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Did you hear about the two blondes that froze to death at the Drive-In? They went to see "Closed For the Winter".
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Old 08-22-2009, 11:44 AM
 
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A toast: To your wives and girlfriends...may they never meet.
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Old 08-22-2009, 12:51 PM
 
Location: IN
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I love these...

If you can't be good, then you better be good at it.

The best revenge is living well.

It's easier to love the men we want them to be, than to really love the men they are.
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Old 08-22-2009, 08:10 PM
 
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If it says "DODGE" all the way across the hood of your car, why do you even need a horn? (Gotta credit Troy Roebuck from WSFR 107.7 in Louisville, KY for that one)
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Old 08-22-2009, 08:26 PM
 
Location: Pa
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A little girl and her dad went to a barber to get a hair-cut, as her dad was getting his hair-cut the Barber told the little girl "Don't get too close, or you will get hair on your Ho-Ho." She turned and said "yeah I'm gonna get boobs too!" Dad and barber just stared.
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Old 08-22-2009, 08:29 PM
 
Location: Pa
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Your momma is sooo poor (how poor is she?) She is sooo poor that when I walked in the door, I fell out the back porch.
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Old 08-22-2009, 08:30 PM
 
Location: Pa
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Your momma's teeth are sooo yellow traffic slowed down.
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Old 08-22-2009, 08:31 PM
 
Location: Pa
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Are your pants mirrors? Because I can see myself in them.
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