News, Robber Dons Beer Box As Disguise. (phone, articles, people)

[JD59]

Lincoln, NE (AHN) - A man who robbed a convenience store in Lincoln, Neb. concealed his identity by hiding his head under an empty Bud Light box.

The man held up a Lincoln Kwik Shop early Monday morning, making off with nine packs of Newport cigarettes, valued at almost $50, the Lincoln Journal Star reported.

Robber Dons Beer Box As Disguise | AHN | May 29, 2009 (http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7015292837 - broken link)

[Gone-2-Beach]

Looks like under the box, he was also operating with "Brain Light".

[Kerowyn]

at least they know what type of beer the guy drinks if it was coors light.... well they have just narrowed the suspect list down to what???? three or four people.

[cruxan]

it's a dead givaway he took new ports.. only one person in the country would smoke them.. can i have a marlboro now..

[nilssson]

So this mug is a Budding criminal, eh? Well, of Coors he doesn't have a good head on his shoulders. I would venture to say that this is one bud who may be stout but he sure isn't wiser since he's now in the can.

[alicejb]

Taking the "put a bag over your head" to another level. Usually that's reserved for those nights beer-googles aren't available and you have to coyote-ugly your way out of there.

[nilssson]

I was going to post more puns but I'm tapped out.

[AliceT]

Times are tough. Stockings are expensive. No wonder he used an empty box instead of a stocking!

[studedude]

If I were investigating I would look at the phone book and see if there is a Light, Bud. This guy probably thought it was his box.

[Kerowyn]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/05/0526_beer_bandit_photo_launch.jpg (broken link) http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/05/0526_bud_video.jpg (broken link)