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Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all
> their lives.
>
>
> When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her
> every day.
> One day Barb said, 'Rose, we both loved playing
> women's softball all our lives, and we played all through High School. Please do me
> one favor: when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if
> there's women's soft-ball there.'
>
>
> Rose looked up at Barb from her death bed and said,
> 'Barb, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible,
> I'll do this favor for you.'
>
> Shortly after that, Rose passed on.
>
> At midnight the following Friday, Barb was awakened from a
> sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to
> her, 'Barb, Barb.'
>
> 'Who is it?' asked Barb, sitting up suddenly.
> 'Who is it?'
>
> 'Barb -- it's me, Rose.'
>
> 'You're not Rose. Rose just died.'
>
> 'I'm telling you, it's me, Rose,' insisted the voice.
>
> 'Rose! Where are you?'
>
> 'In Heaven,' replied Rose. 'I have some really good news and a little bad
> news.'
>
> 'Tell me the good news first,' said Barb.
>
> The good news,' Rose said, 'is that there's softball in Heaven. Better yet,
> all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too.
> Better than that, we're all young again.
>
> Better still, it's always springtime, and it never rains or snows. And best
> of all, we can play softball all we want, and we never get tired.'
>
> 'That's fantastic,' said Barb. 'It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the
> bad news'
>
>
> 'You're pitching Tuesday.'
>
>
> Life is short...
> So remember to live well & laugh often!
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