News, Man beaten with toilet seat (tank, boyfriend, Florida, Orlando)

[studedude]

FORT PIERCE (WOFL FOX 35, Orlando,AP) -- A Fort Pierce Florida couple has been arrested after the woman allegedly hit her boyfriend with a toilet seat because he was doing drugs.





MyFox Orlando | Boyfriend smacked with toilet seat after getting caught smoking (http://www.myfoxorlando.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=6981642&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1 - broken link)

This is when you know your life is in the crapper.

[poconoproud]

Are you sure it wasn't because he kept leaving the seat up?

[SifuPhil]

Wow - I bet he felt flushed - probably even bowled over.

But then, I suppose that's the tanks you get.

[LilyLaLa]

My first question was WHY did they have a loose toilet seat lying around somewhere?

Certainly gets more attention than something ordinary like, oh, stabbing him for instance. Good grief.

I like to imagine him calling out sick from work the next day...explain THAT injury with a straight face!

[Roaddog]

I imagine she feels a little down in the dumps for doing that, she will be lucky if he doesn't sewer. and wipe her clean.

[Torn2pieces]

I wonder if it was the soft toilet seat - or the hard one?

[Roaddog]

I bet she was really pooped out and ran out of gas after beating him.

[country pride]

Wow, usually the toilet seats take some pretty serious abuse....

[LilyLaLa]

Originally Posted by Torn2pieces

the soft toilet seat - or the hard one?

If it was soft, would it be worth smacking him with it?

[nilssson]

I'm going to sit this one out.