Weird News, Police: Man Stabs Mom, Assaults Another Woman With Chicken. (story, Detroit)

[JD59]

YPSILANTI, Mich. -- Police said an Ypsilanti man is accused of stabbing his mother with a fork and hitting another woman over the head with a frozen chicken.

Frederick McKaney, 40, was arraigned in a Jackson courtroom on Thursday on two felony assault charges, one count of assault and battery and one count of resisting an officer.

Police: Man Stabs Mom, Assaults Another Woman With Chicken - Detroit News Story - WDIV Detroit (http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/16715911/detail.html - broken link)

[studedude]

A very fowl act.

[nilssson]

This chicken brain must be c*ck eyed and hen pecked and he certainly doesn't rule the roost. I don't want to take a cheep shot or make a crack but this egg head's mind is scrambled. His feathers are ruffled and his goose is cooked. This is no way to wing it. He sounds like he's been coddled too long and couped up. He does seem to have some pluck. I wonder if he'll scratch up the bail to save his bacon or is he toast? Will we hear another peep out of him?