Installing Husband 1.0 (house, the best, buying, boyfriend)
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Not sure if you peeps have read this before, too funny
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
Distinct Slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and
Jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
Programs Such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
System. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
Avail. What can I do?
First, keep in mind Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved
Me.exe' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt
3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
Run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
Default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a
Very Bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
Background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
Unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
And cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
Additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Lingerie7.7
They forgot to tell you that while Husband 1.0 works well with wife 1.0 it can easily be infected by the Girlfriend 5.0 virus. When this happens memory stops working and it will not function at all.
HG.you find the best stuff. Thanks for the chuckle.
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