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Today is: Pi Day
Pie r not square, they r round.
What’s your favorite kind of pie? Coconut Custard
Are you a person who enjoys math, or not? I hate math. Funny how my life turned out. My profession involves LOTS of math. Luckily, the forms I prepare do most calculations for me.
How many grocery stores will you visit this week? Probably 2.
How many prescriptions will you fill this week? None. They're caught up.
How many meals will you eat in a restaurant or get carry out? Probably 5-6 this week. I don't cook much anymore.
How many days this week will you leave the house? I'm on the GO every day, so 7 days/week, and each day I'm in and out of my house (home-office) 3-4 times.
How many pets do you have? None. Don't have time for those.
Today’s paraprosdokian: I saw a bank that said “24 Hour Banking’, but I don't have that much time”. –Stephen Wright
Today’s funny: (Hard to find a math joke I could understand).
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Beats Me!
Have a great week, and a happy St. Patty’s.
Thanks, GA! I hope you have a great week, too!
Today is: Pi Day
Pie r not square, they r round.
What’s your favorite kind of pie? Rhubarb or New York Cheesecake
Are you a person who enjoys math, or not? Very much so.
How many grocery stores will you visit this week? Just one.
How many prescriptions will you fill this week? Zero.
How many meals will you eat in a restaurant or get carry out? I don't do restaruants or carry out anymore. Been about five years.
How many days this week will you leave the house? Seven; for my walks at the very least.
How many pets do you have? None; gave that up about fifteen years ago.
Today’s paraprosdokian: I saw a bank that said “24 Hour Banking’, but I don't have that much time”. –Stephen Wright "When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is." –Oscar Wilde
Thank you gentlearts. Good and safe day wishes to everybody.
Last edited by geebabe; 03-13-2022 at 08:44 PM..
Reason: my paraprosdokian contribution
Today is: Pi Day
Pie r not square, they r round.
What’s your favorite kind of pie?
Are you a person who enjoys math, or not?
Yes, I do.
How many grocery stores will you visit this week?
Where I live going to supermarkets is not very common. Most people shop in smaller specialty stores. I probably would go to 3-4 of them: a baker, butcher, produce, and general market. They are all close by. No car needed
How many prescriptions will you fill this week?
None. I am not on any Rx medications.
How many meals will you eat in a restaurant or get carry out?
I don't carry out meals. If I decide to eat restaurant food, I will dine there
This week - maybe one. I am craving fresh caught fish.
How many days this week will you leave the house?
Five or six out of seven.
How many pets do you have?
I don't have any pets.
Today’s paraprosdokian: I saw a bank that said “24 Hour Banking’, but I don't have that much time”. –Stephen Wright
Today’s funny: (Hard to find a math joke I could understand).
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Today is: Pi Day
Pie r not square, they r round.
What’s your favorite kind of pie? Pumpkin
Are you a person who enjoys math, or not? No, I don't enjoy it. Math has always been hard for me.
How many grocery stores will you visit this week? One.
How many prescriptions will you fill this week? One or two.
How many meals will you eat in a restaurant or get carry out? Two. We normally dine out on Tuesday and Thursday.
How many days this week will you leave the house? Four. I have a haircut appointment on Tuesday, a dental appointment on Wednesday and a wellness check on Thursday. On Sunday I will do the grocery shopping.
How many pets do you have? Zero at the moment. In the past we've had parakeets.
Today is: Pi Day
Pie r not square, they r round.
What’s your favorite kind of pie? Cherry or Apple
Are you a person who enjoys math, or not? Not
How many grocery stores will you visit this week? All filled up 0-1
How many prescriptions will you fill this week? 0
How many meals will you eat in a restaurant or get carry out? 0
How many days this week will you leave the house? IDK....Varies
How many pets do you have? It's complicated! Today’s paraprosdokian: I saw a bank that said “24 Hour Banking’, but I don't have that much time”. –Stephen Wright
Today’s funny: (Hard to find a math joke I could understand).
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
Have a great week, and a happy St. Patty’s. Ditto!
Today is: Pi Day
Pie r not square, they r round.
What’s your favorite kind of pie? Strawberry/Rhubarb.
Are you a person who enjoys math, or not? Not anymore.
How many grocery stores will you visit this week? 3
How many prescriptions will you fill this week? Maybe one.
How many meals will you eat in a restaurant or get carry out? One mom/pop cafe, zero carryout's.
How many days this week will you leave the house? 6-7.
How many pets do you have? 2 pet rocks, Stoner & Pebbles.
Today’s paraprosdokian: I saw a bank that said “24 Hour Banking’, but I don't have that much time”. –Stephen Wright
Today’s funny: (Hard to find a math joke I could understand).
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
Have a great week, and a happy St. Patty’s. u-2
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