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MOLINE, Ill., March 21 (UPI) -- Police in Illinois and Iowa don't even want to think about how it looked chasing a doughnut van, even if it was stolen and crossed state lines.
"I can't imagine what that must have looked like," said Rock Island, Ill., Police Capt. Scott Harris, hinting at the stereotype of cops loving their doughnuts.
I assume he did it for the dough and that's a crummy excuse but a loafer like this gets a rise out of me when they take a powder. You just can't crust a jelly belly like this. Dunk him in the tank and let him fry cause he's not kneaded. Put him on the rack. His buns are twisted. He's frittering away his future. He's committed a big cinnamon. I guess he will have to chocolate up to experience now that he's on ice-ing in the glaze ahead.
Ooooo you guys are sooo bad, guess I need another cup of coffee for this one....
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