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All I want for Christmas is _______a keg of beer and potatoe chips___________
___________ got run over by a reindeer
Frosty the _______Armezian Salad Creature__________
I saw ____Daddy________ kissing _______an Elf________
_____Bambi________ the red nosed ___alcoholic_______
Jingle _____Dingle___________
Three french _____Hooligans_____________
Two turtle ______Bowls____________
Partridge _____Family Reunion______________
Other?
Bonus Section:
There are no wrong answers.
Do you know Santa Clause's first name? Bob
What do figure Mrs. Clause's first name could be? Isabella Ingacious Carmen Reiys
Foodie Q(s):
If you were Santa, what snacks would you want to find left out for you tonight? a bowl of ramen noodles
Just for fun:
If your nose lit up like Rudolph's does, how do you imagine that might come in handy? I would no longer trip at night on my way to the bathroom
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Reason: sorry - no politics at OT
Good news! Santa's already on his way!
He's got a little shimmy in his shake.
No, he didn't get all bundled up then need to pee. He's just ready!
Today's "Questions":
Make up your own lyrics!
All I want for Christmas is peace on earth, good will to all
Donald got run over by a reindeer,
Frosty the Snowman, narrated by Jimmy Durante.....Ha, cha, cha, cha.....
I saw Daddy kissing Mrs. Claus
Rufus the red nosed pitbull
Jingle Kringle......
Three french crossants
Two turtle Ninjas
Why did the Partridge cross the road?
Other?
Bonus Section: There are no wrong answers. Do you know Santa Clause's first name? Kris
What do figure Mrs. Clause's first name could be? I figure she is a very private person & so I will just call her Mrs. Clause.
Foodie Q(s): If you were Santa, what snacks would you want to find left out for you tonight? Growing up, the parents in our neighborhood would take up a collection and buy stockings filled with treats for all the kids. One dad would dress up as Santa and deliver these treats. Santa usually had a nip at each house and because of this, one year my dad ended up with his reindeer (my second grade teacher) directing traffic in the middle of town. My mother was not amused.
Just for fun: If your nose lit up like Rudolph's does, how do you imagine that might come in handy? It would be easy to read in bed at night.
Today in Music History: 1818 German composer Franz Gruber wrote music for "Silent Night" to words written by Josef Mohr
1906 Reginald A. Fessenden of Massachusetts became 1st to broadcast a music program over radio
1920 In New York City legend Enrico Caruso gave his last public performance
1955 The Lennon Sisters debuted as featured vocalists on "The Lawrence Welk Show"
Today Includes: 1st day of Chanukah 2016/5777 Happy Chanukah!
Christmas Eve
Egg Nog Day
Today's Quote: "It's handy for reading in bed at night, seeing in the back of the fridge when
the bulb's gone out and finding the mint that rolled under the sofa."
~ Rudolph, reindeer Ha..... see!
Today’s Word:
yuletide [YOOL-tahyd] noun
"yule" historic midwinter festival of northern Europe + "tide" time Welcome, Yule!
All I want for Christmas is ___my 4 front teeth veneered_______________
__The roofers_________ got run over by a reindeer
Frosty the __Beer Mug_______________
I saw __Bones__________ kissing _____Mrs. Bones__________
____Bozo_________ the red nosed __creepy clown________
Jingle ___Juice_____________
Three french ___men_______________
Two turtle __Cookies________________
Partridge ___Family________________
Other?
Bonus Section:
There are no wrong answers.
Do you know Santa Clause's first name? George
What do figure Mrs. Clause's first name could be? Gracie
Foodie Q(s):
If you were Santa, what snacks would you want to find left out for you tonight? Cheese and wine
Just for fun:
If your nose lit up like Rudolph's does, how do you imagine that might come in handy? It would let someone know I'm in the mood....
Today in Music History:
1818 German composer Franz Gruber wrote music for "Silent Night" to words written by Josef Mohr
1906 Reginald A. Fessenden of Massachusetts became 1st to broadcast a music program over radio
1920 In New York City legend Enrico Caruso gave his last public performance
1955 The Lennon Sisters debuted as featured vocalists on "The Lawrence Welk Show"
Today Includes:
1st day of Chanukah 2016/5777
Christmas Eve
Egg Nog Day
Today's Quote:
"It's handy for reading in bed at night, seeing in the back of the fridge when
the bulb's gone out and finding the mint that rolled under the sofa."
~ Rudolph, reindeer
Today’s Word:
yuletide [YOOL-tahyd] noun
"yule" historic midwinter festival of northern Europe + "tide" time
[quote=bjh;46603651]Good news! Santa's already on his way!
He's got a little shimmy in his shake.
No, he didn't get all bundled up then need to pee. He's just ready!
Today's "Questions":
Make up your own lyrics!
All I want for Christmas is __white chocolate________________
__The pigeons on the roof____ got run over by a reindeer
Frosty the __neighbor's wife_______________
I saw __Donald______ kissing ___Vladimir____________
__Louie___ the red nosed __snail (He's a doorstop)________
Jingle __jangle spurs______________
Three french _fries (diet time)_________________
Two turtle _legs_________________
Partridge __family_________________
Other? "Holly and ivy hanging up, and something wet in every cup" Irish Christmas toast
Bonus Section: There are no wrong answers. Do you know Santa Clause's first name? Floyd
What do figure Mrs. Clause's first name could be? Mitzi
Foodie Q(s): If you were Santa, what snacks would you want to find left out for you tonight?
Three fingers of gin and those turtle legs en brochette.
Just for fun: If your nose lit up like Rudolph's does, how do you imagine that might come in handy?
I could help Santa find the entire bottle of gin!
Today in Music History: 1818 German composer Franz Gruber wrote music for "Silent Night" to words written by Josef Mohr
1906 Reginald A. Fessenden of Massachusetts became 1st to broadcast a music program over radio
1920 In New York City legend Enrico Caruso gave his last public performance
1955 The Lennon Sisters debuted as featured vocalists on "The Lawrence Welk Show"
Today Includes: 1st day of Chanukah 2016/5777
Christmas Eve
Egg Nog Day
Today's Quote: "It's handy for reading in bed at night, seeing in the back of the fridge when
the bulb's gone out and finding the mint that rolled under the sofa."
~ Rudolph, reindeer
Today’s Word:
yuletide [YOOL-tahyd] noun
"yule" historic midwinter festival of northern Europe + "tide" time
Good news! Santa's already on his way!
He's got a little shimmy in his shake.
No, he didn't get all bundled up then need to pee. He's just ready!
Today's "Questions":
Make up your own lyrics!
All I want for Christmas is __a pain free back!___________
__The Grinch_________ got run over by a reindeer
Frosty the ___Window______________
I saw ___Rudolph_________ kissing ___Bambi____________
_Ronald McDonald____________ the red nosed ____clown______
Jingle ____Dingle____________
Three french __fries________________
Two turtle ____shells______________
Partridge ___Family________________
Other?
Bonus Section:
There are no wrong answers. Do you know Santa Clause's first name? Tricky Nicky.
What do figure Mrs. Clause's first name could be? Elvira...ha!
Foodie Q(s):
[/u] If you were Santa, what snacks would you want to find left out for you tonight? Some hummus and crackers.
Just for fun: If your nose lit up like Rudolph's does, how do you imagine that might come in handy? It would keep strangers away while walking Millie late at night.
Today in Music History:
1818 German composer Franz Gruber wrote music for "Silent Night" to words written by Josef Mohr
1906 Reginald A. Fessenden of Massachusetts became 1st to broadcast a music program over radio
1920 In New York City legend Enrico Caruso gave his last public performance
1955 The Lennon Sisters debuted as featured vocalists on "The Lawrence Welk Show"
Today Includes:
1st day of Chanukah 2016/5777
Christmas Eve
Egg Nog Day
Today's Quote:
"It's handy for reading in bed at night, seeing in the back of the fridge when
the bulb's gone out and finding the mint that rolled under the sofa."
~ Rudolph, reindeer
Today’s Word:
yuletide [YOOL-tahyd] noun
"yule" historic midwinter festival of northern Europe + "tide" time
[quote=bjh;46603651]Good news! Santa's already on his way!
He's got a little shimmy in his shake.
No, he didn't get all bundled up then need to pee. He's just ready!
Today's "Questions":
Make up your own lyrics!
All I want for Christmas is _a Porsche. _________________
_Howie__________ got run over by a reindeer
Frosty the _ice cream man. ________________
I saw __Joe Joe Nightmare__________ kissing ____Monsoon. ___________
__Someone who shall remained unnamed___________ the red nosed _alcoholic._________
Jingle _your jollies. _______________
Three french ___kisses. _______________
Two turtle __candies. Don't mind if I do. Oh Oh Mutt is watching. ________________
Partridge _family.__________________
Other?
Deck the halls with empty champagne bottles. Oh yeah I will today.
Bonus Section: There are no wrong answers. Do you know Santa Clause's first name?
Wasn't it Chris?
What do figure Mrs. Clause's first name could be?
Oh I don't know. Lydia? Foodie Q(s): If you were Santa, what snacks would you want to find left out for you tonight?
Cookies of all shapes and sizes.
Just for fun: If your nose lit up like Rudolph's does, how do you imagine that might come in handy?
Dog walkies and the duty bag.
Today in Music History: 1818 German composer Franz Gruber wrote music for "Silent Night" to words written by Josef Mohr
1906 Reginald A. Fessenden of Massachusetts became 1st to broadcast a music program over radio
1920 In New York City legend Enrico Caruso gave his last public performance
1955 The Lennon Sisters debuted as featured vocalists on "The Lawrence Welk Show"
Today Includes: 1st day of Chanukah 2016/5777
Christmas Eve
Egg Nog Day
Today's Quote: "It's handy for reading in bed at night, seeing in the back of the fridge when
the bulb's gone out and finding the mint that rolled under the sofa."
~ Rudolph, reindeer
Today’s Word:
yuletide [YOOL-tahyd] noun
"yule" historic midwinter festival of northern Europe + "tide" time
Happy yuletide Saturday!
Thanks bjh.
Merry Christmas Eve dear ones. I can't wait to eat!
Good news! Santa's already on his way!
He's got a little shimmy in his shake.
No, he didn't get all bundled up then need to pee. He's just ready!
Today's "Questions":
Make up your own lyrics!
All I want for Christmas is Peace and harmony
Frosty got run over by a reindeer
Frosty the Snowman
I saw Santa kissing a puppy
Grandpa the red nosed happy old man
Jingle and rocking
Three french Gigolos
Two turtle noises haha
Partridge running in circles
Other?
Bonus Section:
There are no wrong answers.
Do you know Santa Clause's first name? Kris
What do figure Mrs. Clause's first name could be? Mary
Foodie Q(s):
If you were Santa, what snacks would you want to find left out for you tonight? Nürnberger Elisen Lebkuchen
Just for fun:
If your nose lit up like Rudolph's does, how do you imagine that might come in handy? Finding my way in the dark through the house
Today in Music History:
1818 German composer Franz Gruber wrote music for "Silent Night" to words written by Josef Mohr
1906 Reginald A. Fessenden of Massachusetts became 1st to broadcast a music program over radio
1920 In New York City legend Enrico Caruso gave his last public performance
1955 The Lennon Sisters debuted as featured vocalists on "The Lawrence Welk Show"
Today Includes:
1st day of Chanukah 2016/5777
Christmas Eve
Egg Nog Day
Today's Quote:
"It's handy for reading in bed at night, seeing in the back of the fridge when
the bulb's gone out and finding the mint that rolled under the sofa."
~ Rudolph, reindeer
Today’s Word:
yuletide [YOOL-tahyd] noun
"yule" historic midwinter festival of northern Europe + "tide" time
Happy yuletide Saturday!
Thank you *bjh* and Merry Christmas to one and all !
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Today's "Questions":
Make up your own lyrics!
All I want for Christmas is a better 2017.
Congress got run over by a reindeer
Frosty the A and W root beer mug.
I saw her kissing him.
Rodney the red nosed drunk.
Jingle jangle spurs.
Three french hot chicks.
Two turtle eggs
Partridge are birds.
Bonus Section:
There are no wrong answers.
Do you know Santa Clause's first name? Kris
What do figure Mrs. Clause's first name could be? Merry
Foodie Q(s):
If you were Santa, what snacks would you want to find left out for you tonight? Salsa and chips.
Just for fun:
If your nose lit up like Rudolph's does, how do you imagine that might come in handy? I have no idea.
Thanx bjh.
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Do you know Santa Clause's first name? Kris
If you were Santa, what snacks would you want to find left out for you tonight? Growing up, the parents in our neighborhood would take up a collection and buy stockings filled with treats for all the kids. One dad would dress up as Santa and deliver these treats. Santa usually had a nip at each house and because of this, one year my dad ended up with his reindeer (my second grade teacher) directing traffic in the middle of town. My mother was not amused.
If your nose lit up like Rudolph's does, how do you imagine that might come in handy? It would be easy to read in bed at night.
Happy yuletide Saturday! 
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